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#1
So, Here i am, At school. sitting on my laptop and working on my SG . Watching people do what they do.

So far.
Girl poked her self in the eye with a pencil.
Some guy crapped his pants. Like. He actualy crapped his pants...
Girl's fuzzy pink thong is sticking 2 feet out of her jeans.
The class Scene kid... Still cant tell if its a dude or a chick, Went up to him and said Tits, Or GTFO. T'was a guy.
Im currently sitting beside my Emo buddy. Which is kinda weird. since im a Metal Head.
He's playing with his wrist piercing.
Girl comes up and points to the volume knob on the guitar. "Whats that?" (Says volume on it) "Its my knob, Wanna rub it?" That didnt go over so well, went back to cleaning out guitar.
Scene girl walks in the room, Hair to high heaven. Reaking of hairspray. later going outside the door, seeing through the window i see she tries to light a smoke. Poof. Hair goes up. she rolls on the ground trying to put it out, Finaly goes out. Wasnt too badly burned off.

So, How many retards have you guys seen today.

And im pretty sure someones going to call me a retard.
Gibson 1972 SG Pro T-Top Bridge, P90 Neck
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Line6 Spider III HD75 Head - Behringer 412
Saving for a Marshall JCM 800.
#2
Epic
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#5
pics or it didnt happen.
"We were one among the fence"
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#7
I call BS on half of that.
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#8
Dear lord. That just sounds like a good time to me. You need to start messing with these people.

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#10
Quote by Kensai
Epic

Kensai is right.

That, is an epic failure haha
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#11
There are heaps, it's funny how I always think I'm the one who isn't the retard.

Maybe we should get together with all the non retarded people and see what happens?
#12
Quote by connor045
you get to work on your guitar at school?


Free blocks, I only have to do english this year

I dont have a cell phone with a camera, or they're woulda been pics.
Gibson 1972 SG Pro T-Top Bridge, P90 Neck
Dean DBD T ML
Jackson JS30RR EMGs 85-81
Epiphone G-400 Goth
76 Mann Les Paul Custom
Fender f-230 Accoustic
Randall RG-180 DX
Line6 Spider III HD75 Head - Behringer 412
Saving for a Marshall JCM 800.
#13
The class Scene kid... Still cant tell if its a dude or a chick, Went up to him and said Tits, Or GTFO. T'was a guy.


Yup, especially around you t.s
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#14
What the fuck kind of class do you have where you sit at your laptop with a guitar in hand and watch other people shit their pants and catch fire?
#15
Quote by Rtard_GWARRIOR
So, Here i am, At school. sitting on my laptop and working on my SG . Watching people do what they do.


WUT?

The only retard near me is my twin...

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#16
Quote by metalderek
What the fuck kind of class do you have where you sit at your laptop with a guitar in hand and watch other people shit their pants and catch fire?


Special Ed room.
Gibson 1972 SG Pro T-Top Bridge, P90 Neck
Dean DBD T ML
Jackson JS30RR EMGs 85-81
Epiphone G-400 Goth
76 Mann Les Paul Custom
Fender f-230 Accoustic
Randall RG-180 DX
Line6 Spider III HD75 Head - Behringer 412
Saving for a Marshall JCM 800.
#17
aren't schools meant to stop that sort of thing happening?


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#19
i call bs.
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#21
Every single person at my school is an idiot... I'm not gonna describe every single one, sorry.... :/
RAWR...
#24
I am one of those retards

We spent our last lesson today pretending to be geese. We had a free, so it were alright.
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#26
clearly lies
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#28
yes everyone but 4 people including me are retarded at my college
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#29
I'm one of them
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#32
Youtube staff flagging the wrong videos.

*Whistles*

Yeah it ****ed me off, okay?
#34
Quote by Rtard_GWARRIOR
So, Here i am, At school. sitting on my laptop and working on my SG . Watching people do what they do.

So far.
Girl poked her self in the eye with a pencil.
Some guy crapped his pants. Like. He actualy crapped his pants...
Girl's fuzzy pink thong is sticking 2 feet out of her jeans.
The class Scene kid... Still cant tell if its a dude or a chick, Went up to him and said Tits, Or GTFO. T'was a guy.
Im currently sitting beside my Emo buddy. Which is kinda weird. since im a Metal Head.
He's playing with his wrist piercing.
Girl comes up and points to the volume knob on the guitar. "Whats that?" (Says volume on it) "Its my knob, Wanna rub it?" That didnt go over so well, went back to cleaning out guitar.
Scene girl walks in the room, Hair to high heaven. Reaking of hairspray. later going outside the door, seeing through the window i see she tries to light a smoke. Poof. Hair goes up. she rolls on the ground trying to put it out, Finaly goes out. Wasnt too badly burned off.

So, How many retards have you guys seen today.

And im pretty sure someones going to call me a retard.

Better start being nicer to him or you'll lose your only friend
#36
I attend the University of Michigan, so... No...

Then again I'm currently near the theater department... So, never mind.
#38
Are you from a 'special' school?
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#39
I also find i am always surrounded by idiots, thought not to your degree TS

I get by with really loud sarcastic comments all day.
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