#1
This came up at work yesterday. I've honestly never given a stripper any money, so I've never needed to work this out. In the states it's customary to tip with dollar bills, but the smallest bills we have in Canada are $5. Like I'd tip a stripper $5. So what do you do? I'd think they'd get pretty pissed off if you threw loonies at them.

This isn't a thread asking for advice; I am expecting most if not all the responses to be jokes.
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#2
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2. Here in Canada we just rip the 5 in half. Here ya go! 2.50!
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#4
Just stuff strips of bacon in their thongs
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#5
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I throw pennies at em'.

One suggestion was throwing entire rolls of pennies. One person said they got kicked out of the bar for bringing rolls of quarters one time.
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#6
Lay down with your head on the stage and a roll of nickels in your mouth. No hands!
#7
they actually don't mind the loonies. some places, they have a "loonie-toss" game where you just lob a stack of loonies at the stripper, and try to land one on her vag... it's pretty funny.
#9
Yea, we have that same problem here in New Zealand cause our smalled bill is $5. Plus you have to change it over in most of the strip clubs here in the city for crappy money only used by the strip club, so they make a real killing off you.
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they actually don't mind the loonies. some places, they have a "loonie-toss" game where you just lob a stack of loonies at the stripper, and try to land one on her vag... it's pretty funny.

I heard in Edmonton, they coat their nipples and vag with sticky stuff and you try to get them stuck on there. They don't do that here. Loonies piss them off.
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#12
hmm... Canadian tire money i'm pretty sur they have 1$ bills

and tell them not to spend it all in one place
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#13
i dont think i've ever tipped a stripper, lap dances are 20 bucks, thats all the tip they need
#14
well since you arn't willing to make it rain on them hoes with bills.

use coins which i assume your calling loonies and make it hail on them hoes
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#16
the only tip I give them is to get a real job. And I let the slutty waitress keep the $1 change from my Budweiser. There's a rippers by my place where you can laydown on stage with a $5'er and they'll take it out of your mouth with their cha cha, but I don't get down like that. Like fishmunky said, a $20 lap dance is more than enough. This one time this stripper asked me for my number instead of money...she never called. She was offended my phone number was ###-4-666. I was like "your a stripper!"...still got a free hands-on 2 song'er out of it though...good times
#17
Most Canadian strippers I've seen are reminiscent of cows. Cow tipping is an acceptable form of recreation. So stripper tipping - By all means, Tip away.
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#18
well...if they are on stage dancing, you take a toonie and stick it in your mouth (not all the way, kinda like how you would hold a pic in your mouth) and then you go up on stage and lay down. The stripper will come over, feel you up a bit, stick her vagina in your face and take the toonie from your mouth.

If you get a private lap dance, people generally will tip a $5 bill or a $10.

Just watch how people do it on stage. Don't go lay in the middle of the stage or something

I also want to add, that if you go on stage with a $5 in your mouth, they will actually remove it with their vagina
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I also want to add, that if you go on stage with a $5 in your mouth, they will actually remove it with their vagina


Or if you go on stage with a 10 on your dick, they'll remove it with their mouth.
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Or if you go on stage with a 10 on your dick, they'll remove it with their mouth.




And to Godsmack: it's not like their vagina actually hits your mouth. they lay the bill flat out on your face and grab it.

I personally don't like strip clubs anymore. I only go if I'm already out and my friends decide to go and I just usually watch. It can get pretty intense. I was doing a toonie dive and I kid you not, people threw their belts on stage and the stripper started whipping me with belts HARD. I was like WTF? after that I really never wanted to go back. and they're just sleezy places
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And to Godsmack: it's not like their vagina actually hits your mouth. they lay the bill flat out on your face and grab it.

I personally don't like strip clubs anymore. I only go if I'm already out and my friends decide to go and I just usually watch. It can get pretty intense. I was doing a toonie dive and I kid you not, people threw their belts on stage and the stripper started whipping me with belts HARD. I was like WTF? after that I really never wanted to go back. and they're just sleezy places


LMFAO now THATS funny as hell!!! I guess not everyone loves kinkiness lol. I've never been to a strip club before. I too don't really like it. I personally don't like strippers because they are real sleezy. Im not into sleeze lol. Anyways belts sounds weird for a strip club!
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Put the two in you mouth, and the stripper picks it up, without hands.


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