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#1
Mine is Palmela Handerson. She's ****ing gorgeous too. And she know's EXACTLY how to treat me right!

Anyone else?
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#6
Chuck.
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
Quote by Gunpowder
THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#10
Charly
Quote by mustaineNslash
i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#11
Lucy Pinder.
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#13
My current girlfriend is called Fender Strat. She's not perfect, but I love her nevertheless.
I am bi though, so I am also dating that really hot dude, Righty McPalmer. Don't tell my girlfriend though.
#16
You're not as funny, original, or cool as you think you are.

And I'm single, so I'll just pick the name of the last girl I made out with... Roisin.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#17
Min Hand

She's Swedish
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#19
I'd rather not say her name, but i will tell you this: she has no idea.
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#21
Your mother

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#23
Good ol Righty
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
#24
...Why would I tell you..?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#26
imdeth
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#27
you could be my gf


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#28
Quote by Thales
Bianca.


oooh, sexy
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#29
Quote by blair30
Ah, a dementia sufferer, I like your style.


yeah, it's great! she still thinks she's a virgin!


she is...
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#31
Amy.
Metal Forum Popular Vote Winner!!!

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Quote by dead-fish
And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#34
My Right hand.


Quote by abe123
thats one of the funniest posts ive seen in a while... to sig or not to sig

Quote by Kenny77
Awesome.

Quote by Kensai
Probably from india. Most bad things come from there.
#37
Well it took me a while to blow her up but when she was her name was Maria. We had a great time talking, having romantic strolls on the beach, sitting by the fire on a cold night, that was any ways until a unfortunate accident with a kitten. I haven't been the same since.
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