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#1
So I'm sitting here flipping through the 7 channels I have on my TV because my satellite provider is a group of ****heads, when I suddenly realize that David Letterman is not funny. He is not even Tom Green quality. He is so not funny, I find it kind of funny...so...is that how it's supposed to work? Does David Letterman get his rocks off on people laughing at how stupid he sounds? If that's the case, then how do I get a talkshow?

Anyway, I'd thought I'd run by these thoughts to the Pit and ask who do you think is the worst and the best out of Jay Leno, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Carson Daly, or Spike Ferresten (those are the only ones I get over the air).

Worst: (Tie) David Letterman & Carson Daly
Best: Craig Ferguson

Sorry UK, I don't even know if you have late night talkshows...
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#4
Definitely Conan O'Brien
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#5
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Best: Conan O'Brien

Worst: Everyone who's not Conan O'Brien



100% agree.
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#7
conan is the ****...jimmy kimmel is good too. leno and letterman are too old and suck.
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#8
The only good thing Letterman has ever done was host Brand New and Death Cab for Cutie for demos.

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#9
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Craig Ferguson is the man




heck yeah, ferguson is freakin awesome!
#12
I don't know who Spike Ferresten is, but I think the others are like this, from best to worst:

1. Conan O'Brien
2. Craig Ferguson
3. Jimmy Kimmel
4. Jay Leno
5. David Letterman
6. Carson Daly
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#13
Dude...

Conan's one-liners suck. I fall asleep during the monologue almost every time.
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#14
Best: Conan Obrian man the guys f'in hilarious
Second: Jay Leno what can i say hes also hilarious and Conan will be replacing him when he retires

Rest: compared to these 2=garbagio
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#15
Conan is the best. Jimmy Fallon will suck so much arse.

Lettermen is funny. You just has to understand that he has been doing this for so long he doesn't feel the need to make anyone laugh but himself.
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#16
Conan O'Brien
Craig Ferguson
Jay Leno
David Letterman
Jimmy Kimmel
Carson Daly

In that order.
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#17
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Conan O'Brien
Craig Ferguson
Jay Leno
David Letterman
Jimmy Kimmel
Carson Daly

In that order.

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#19
Colbert

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#20
Craig Ferguson is awesome.

I love how he goes on these little rants where I have no idea what the hell he is talking about... but I'm still laughing my ass off.
#21
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Craig Ferguson is awesome.

I love how he goes on these little rants where I have no idea what the hell he is talking about... but I'm still laughing my ass off.


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#22
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Best: Conan O'Brien

Worst: Everyone who's not Conan O'Brien

Yup, mrcrono pretty much pwned the nail on the head.
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#23
I used to watch Conan O'Brien but its the same old lame material every show and they have like three jokes then waste time to fill the show but there was sometimes that it was really funny. Jay Leno has always been the funniest to me.
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#24
I gotta give it to Conan...
I do enjoy Letterman as well..
I can't stand Carson Daily.. too MTVish
#26
Conan and Leno are my faves. I don't like Jimmy Kimmel for some reason. I don't watch any of the others though.
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#27
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Colbert by far.

Even though it's a political show I would definitely include it as a late night talk show.

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Colbert is a cable host...and not one of the choices.

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For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#28
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Ever seen the stoner recap?


Yes I have, and hilarity ensued.

Even when he says absolutely nothing, it's still hilarious.
#29
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Yes I have, and hilarity ensued.

Even when he says absolutely nothing, it's still hilarious.




hilarity ensued is a definite understatement. I literally fell out of my chair when that happened.
#31
I agree with Conan. He makes me laugh uncontrollably everytime.
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#32
Believe it or not, Letterman used to be really funny. But when he switched to CBS from NBC, he became more annoying than funny. Conan's show is actually a lot like Letterman's used to be. I think Conan is the best right now. Hopefully when he takes over for Leno later this year, he won't follow the same path Letterman did.
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#33
Best: Conan o' Brien.
Worst: Jay Leno

Jay is only the worst because his humor is like ... family friendly.
And me being the sick twisted person thanks to THE PIT..
It has ruined soft humor haha.
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#34
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#36
i enjoy letterman very much. i think his focus is more on the interviews and other news and info than being funny. being funny is kinda on the side, not his main focus.
#37
Quote by bradulator
Conan O'Brien
Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Kimmel
David Letterman
Jay Leno
Carson Daly

In that order.

Fixed. But original was close enough. This, or the previous, is the correct answer, hands down.
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#39
I like Letterman. Granted, he's the only American one we get on free-to-air in Australia, but I still like it better than what I've seen of Leno and Conan.

I think it also has something to do with his supporting cast. Alan Kalter is absolutely hilarious. I also love when Chris Elliot and Gerard Mulligan come on and do stuff. Then there's the random semi-recurring characters like Johnny/BJ Twain, Lyle the intern and the guy they had on 'Let's Talk about the Candidates' that went nuts.
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