Page 1 of 2
#1
I... am now 18.



What did you guys get me to congratulate my 18 years of survival ?
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#3
congratulations, you can go to prison
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#4
nothing, you gotta survive to 21 before you are worthy of gifts......
Quote by coolstoryangus
Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
Quote by gregs1020


along with fire escape routes...

#5
A hooker.

Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#6
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
congratulations, you can go to prison


MINDF*CK, I didn't know you posted on UG, dad!
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#7
I got you some candy but I ate it. Sorry.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#11
funny, my friends 18th birthday was yesterday (the 28th)...

happy 18th.
Gear:

Jackson dk2m
MIM strat
peavey jsx 2x12 combo
Recording King RDC-26
Digitch RP1000
Crybaby 535Q
#12
I'll buy you a Hustler Porn mag since you can now legally read it. LOL
Quote by Macabre_Turtle
Your guitar will be infinite. Far over 9000.


[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/oXiDe2030/fnmetal.jpg[/IMG]
#13
I got you this hitchhiker!



She seems legit.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#15
Quote by mrcrono
This thread is officially about baskets.


fail
Quote by slickerthnsleek
YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
Quote by dxpaintball8000
long live bucketmark.
#16
I don't have a pic, but you could have the last piece of my chocolate cake
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#17
I got you a rock

But keep in mind this is no ordinary rock, its basalt, grade A basalt
Quote by bradulator
Iceland has the coolest women.
#19
Quote by FloyDZeD
A hooker.



...am I the only dude who found that chick to be kinda... hot?
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#20
Quote by jdmurrayz
I got you a rock

But keep in mind this is no ordinary rock, its basalt, grade A basalt


Oh yeah well I got you feldspar!

E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


>¦<
¦
Last edited by Spoony_Bard at Jan 29, 2009,
#21
You get a pink shirt!!!!!


So that they can differentiate you fromt he 21+ year olds at strip clubs.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#22
Quote by EvilDomo
...am I the only dude who found that chick to be kinda... hot?


Dear God I hope so.
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#23
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#25
Quote by Riddler
Dear God I hope so.
Then it looks like I am...

Well, anyways,

I got you this!
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#26
Quote by EvilDomo
...am I the only dude who found that chick to be kinda... hot?
Either you're "hilarious" or really, really confused.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#28
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Oh yeah well I got you feldspar!


I see your feldspar and raise you a giant picture of quartz!

Quote by bradulator
Iceland has the coolest women.
#29
Quote by jdmurrayz
I see your feldspar and raise you a giant picture of quartz!


I see your quartz and raise you a beautiful geode!



Gentlemen!
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


>¦<
¦
Last edited by Spoony_Bard at Jan 29, 2009,
#30
Quote by Spoony_Bard
I see your quartz and raise you a beautiful geode!

Gentlemen!


I see your geode and raise you a...

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#31
Quote by Momentosis
I see your geode and raise you a...


I could raise you a Seaking, but I think that this faggotry has gone on too long...
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


>¦<
¦
#32
Quote by Momentosis
I see your geode and raise you a...



I see your Geodude and raise you
Quote by bradulator
Iceland has the coolest women.
#33
Best birthday ever so far <3
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#35
I surprised that cat with the cookie hasn't been posted yet...

silently waits...
Quote by bradulator
Iceland has the coolest women.
#36
Well, see man... It's a funny story...

Well see, i got you some roofies, and i was gonna bring you a hooker to test on. Free hooker sex FTW! Anyways so on the way over, i stopped to get gas, and while i was outside the hooker puked a little into my drink. So now i've got trace amounts of the roofies i tested with in my system, so i get a bit woozy. Well i' run off the road, killed the hooker, lost my pinky, and shat myself by now.

So i woke up at drank some more of the drink, but this time i just guzzled without thought. Well i passed out big time, and when i woke up i had no roofies either.

Sorry man.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#37
Quote by happytimeharry
That's wonderful, TS. Happy Birthday.


Now, RELEASE THE PHONE SPIDERS!


ok what the **** is a phone spider? Someone tell me.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#38
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
ok what the **** is a phone spider? Someone tell me.


You'll know soon enough.
#39
Quote by happytimeharry
You'll know soon enough.


why do I not like the sound of that
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#40
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
why do I not like the sound of that

Because, HappytimeHarry said it.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
Page 1 of 2