#1
So, I met a new friend, but she's super shy, and we came up with the idea that we learn how to do something together, or I teach her something I already know, I offered the obvious instruments that I can play, but she doesn't really have enough money to keep with an instrument. So I came to the Pit, what are your favorite hobbies?

And please, if you post "fap" post something useful underneath it.
#4
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Trying to get into her pants, eh?

Is she hot?

Lol, I would say cute, not hot. And Im just trying to get to know her better, then maybe into her pants, shes really shy and doesnt really talk a lot lol
#8
Fap
Or alternatively play snooker/pool

Edit: By that I mean guitar of course
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#11
Swimming

It's fun, it's good exercise, and you'll have an excuse to see her in a swimsuit all the time.
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#12
Dancing, definetly
Painting or sketching are also good options
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#14
Fishing.
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#15
Drawing cartoons, for example:

Say hi

Playing: Sleeping Dogs, FIFA 13, Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2
Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#16
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Does anyone even read the original post anymore??
You've answered your own question there.
#17
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Fishing.

That's one of my hobbies as well, but I haven't found many girls that are into it.
#18
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Drawing cartoons, for example:



Wow, you're really good!

You totally wanted someone to say that.

You guys should take up a martial art together. But you should get better than her, so that when you ask for some action, she'll be too scared to refuse.
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#19
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Lol, I would say cute, not hot. And Im just trying to get to know her better, then maybe into her pants, shes really shy and doesnt really talk a lot lol

If she doesn't talk a lot you should use this as your advantage.


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Magic.

Or this. Chiks Fukken luv da magik.
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#21
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Does anyone even read the original post anymore??


You didn't say besides guitar. You said she can't afford an instrument, and then asked what our hobbies are.


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#22
Swimming
Bboying (breakdancing)
Painting
Karate
Poetry
Knitting
Fishing
Tennis
Go Kart racing
Skating


That's off the top of my head so surely you can think of something if you have a good think.
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#23
Hmm, besides guitar I don't really do much these days except drink beer and wank.

I like the drawing idea. Or maybe you could introduce her to guitar hero?
#24
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Magic.


This. Learn some card tricks and teach them to her, you could set up as street performers.

As an avid theatre geek, I'd try and get her interested in that, but it might not be her thing if she's really shy.
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#25
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This. Learn some card tricks and teach them to her, you could set up as street performers.

As an avid theatre geek, I'd try and get her interested in that, but it might not be her thing if she's really shy.

Nah, card tricks are lame. Teach her how to learn spells and witchcraft.
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Trying to get into her pants, eh?

Is she hot?


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#27
Learn a language together? buy a cheap 20 book and learn from the internet it would also be usefull outside of your friendship and you could talk to each other in that language. =)
#28
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Nah, card tricks are lame. Teach her how to learn spells and witchcraft.


Card tricks are better, if you show someone a spell then they'll go 'ahh dat shizzle is all lame, grizzle.' But if you show someone a good card trick they go 'my gosh, I believe you have shown me something truly remarkable' and automatically attempt to have sex with you.
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