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#1
A superintelligent goldfish that you can ask all of lifes questions and stuff or a bad-ass 3 metre wolf that you can ride on?

Edit: yes, the fish can speak English
No, you may not have a shark.
No, it's a wolf, not a bearcat or something.
The wolf and the fish will both live to be 40, they are magical.
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#4
The goldfish. I can find out all of life's questions, like have grey aliens landed on this earth, is obama going to lead this country to greatness and how is babby formed?
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#5
Goldfish. Easily. Any of lifes questions? What came before the universe, how did the dinosaurs die out, what ever happened to Bobby Davro, what's the meaning of life etc. etc., all big questions.

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#6
i would go for the fish like a horny lesbian...........
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#9
You idiots, it's easy.
You just choose the fish and ask him how to spawn a huge wolf to ride on.
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Goldfish. Easily. Any of lifes questions? What came before the universe, how did the dinosaurs die out, what ever happened to Bobby Davro, what's the meaning of life etc. etc., all big questions.

I don't know, I think the answers will be a bit of an anticlimax. What makes those questions so fascinating is the fact that we can't come up with an answer. Once we have an answer everyone will just be like "meh, cool I s'pose".

Edit: Oh, obviously I choose the huge wolf thing. Especially because you can only ask this superintelligent goldfish all of lifes questions, it probably won't answer even if it understands you. Is it physically possibly for fish to speak English?
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#12
screw you fish lovers!
WOLF FOR THE WIN
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#13
can i exchange my wolf for a Battlecat?



i already dress like he man anyway, i might as well have he man's favorite mode of transportation, too.
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#15
The wolf. But with horns. Big ones.
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can i exchange my wolf for a Battlecat?



i already dress like he man anyway, i might as well have he man's favorite mode of transportation, too.


that's got to be the most ridiculous looking replacement for a wolf ever.
IT WEARS A HELMET
and it's a cat
IS IT SCARED OF FALLING OVER BECAUSE IT'S SO RETARDEDLY UGLY?

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#18
I would get the Goldfish, then ask it where I can find said wolf.
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#20
he doesnt say if the goldfish will answer your questions. it would just be a smart goldfish that youd talk to. the fish might not even talk...

but then again.. who says the wolf wont beat the **** out of you and eat you??


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#21
I'd rather have a babel fish.
then i wouldn't need to learn other languages to know what they're saying.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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#22
Hmmm, tough decision. I must say though I yearn for a sweet wolf I can ride into battle with though.
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#23
The wolf. Although I'd rather have a bear cavalry.
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#24
With the goldfish you could know almost anything - not just limited to life's questions, you could use it to invent awesome **** and solve whatever problems you have, whereas the wolf, while awesome at first, wouldn't be much more than a small hairy bus.
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#25
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I would get the Goldfish, then ask it where I can find said wolf.

You're going about it all wrong... I'd take the wolf, then kill TS and steal his goldfish! He won't be expecting that
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#28
I would get the goldfish, and evolve it to a Gyarados. And then ride on it.
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I would get the goldfish, and evolve it to a Gyarados. And then ride on it.

Cunning. The fish is absolutely useless until level 20, just so you know.

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#31
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that's got to be the most ridiculous looking replacement for a wolf ever.
IT WEARS A HELMET
and it's a cat
IS IT SCARED OF FALLING OVER BECAUSE IT'S SO RETARDEDLY UGLY?

wolfs are majestic.


It's a f*cking huge green tiger, what else do you need?
#34
How long is the lifespan of the goldfish?

Edit:Thanks TS I'll take the fish.
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#35
Goldfish, because then I could ask him how I could tame a 3 metre wolf so that I could ride on it without ripping me to shreds.
#38
Does the goldfish answer personal life questions? Or just existential "how did we get here" bull****? If the first one, then the goldfish, but if not, then definitely a wolf. Think of the chicks you'd get with that thing.
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#39
Wolf.

The goldfish will just die in 15 days (right after the return policy ends) anyway.

The wolf I can ride and can eat my enemies, how awesome would that be?

Also, I'm a wolf fanatic. It would be my dream come true.
#40
Goldfish. It would do my homework, tell me the meaning of life, and whip up a kick-ass bank robbery scheme!
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