#2
A sad day in the pit.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#3
Shit happens, no need to link every crime in the world.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#4
"I was told by my administrator ... that 'You should not even have bothered to come to work today. You should have blown your brains out.'"


Who the **** would say that?
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#5
Must have been a really awesome job.
HAI!



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#6
And I thought my birthday couldn't get any better!
Life is underrated.


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#7
seriously, what's with all the death threads in the pit today?

jesus christ, one per day is enough, if we made threads about every child killing in the world the pit would explode.
#9
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
That's 7 kids today.


That's more oxygen for me to breathe, and less time for me to wait to play on the swings then.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10


Sucks to be that family though.
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#11
Quote by metacarpi
That's more oxygen for me to breathe, and less time for me to wait to play on the swings then.


They might turn the swings into tombstones so scratch that.
#12
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
They might turn the swings into tombstones so scratch that.


As long as they attach chains halfway along the tombstones, and suspend them from a bar, I'll be happy.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
I don't like these threads about murders. They make me sad.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

THRRRRRRRREADKILLER!
#15
Quote by metacarpi
That's more oxygen for me to breathe, and less time for me to wait to play on the swings then.



XD XD XD XD

lol...
#16
What a dumbass.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#17
Quote by Finnepinne
Shit happens, no need to link every crime in the world.

your quote is from scrubs
scrubs is awesome
#18
Quote by Finnepinne
Shit happens, no need to link every crime in the world.

your sig is from scrubs
epic awesome!
#19
omgz at leest dey r in a betr plaice wt gawd


Seriously though, always sad to hear this stuff. He is bloody sick.
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#20
Quote by metacarpi
That's more oxygen for me to breathe, and less time for me to wait to play on the swings then.

You heartless bastard

That sucks, though.
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#21
This could very well be the worst day to log into the Pit.
*logs out for school*
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#22
When i get pissed off i just go and start a fight with my cat.


Then he beats me up
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#23
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Must have been a really awesome job.












now im going to hell, thanks.
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#24
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Who the **** would say that?


Millions of people. Most wouldn't have said it and expected the guy to actually go through with it.
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