After a shoddy reformat, done in France, my computer is in English, with all the programs talking to me in French. How can I change the language?
With a hammer.
I'm be more worried about you thinking your programs are talking to you honestly.
Throw it away.
Why did I bother? :P Thanks for the lulz guys, but can I have some answers?
check the control panel, that must be somewhere..
ask in the computer thread.