#1
I was thinking, what would be the most awesome or the most awful way to die ever?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#3
Quote by bendystraw
Death by searchbar.

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#4
Quote by bendystraw
Death by searchbar.


i also lol'd
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#5
Quote by bendystraw
Death by searchbar.


BendyStraw you should know by now that i am a complete Pit n00b. Enlighten me?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#6
Quote by King Twili
BendyStraw you should know by now that i am a complete Pit n00b. Enlighten me?



there are over 9000 threads on this subject, search before you post
#7
Quote by King Twili
BendyStraw you should know by now that i am a complete Pit n00b. Enlighten me?


If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
Last edited by ThinLizzyFan at Jan 29, 2009,
#8
Quote by King Twili
BendyStraw you should know by now that i am a complete Pit n00b. Enlighten me?


If he has had time to learn about you... you are a very, very slow learner.
GO YANKEES!
#11
best way to die...probably some guy puts sleeping pills in ur drink like over doseage
worst way....im not sure but probably after being tortured
#12
Quote by Yanks4Life92
If he has had time to learn about you... you are a very, very slow learner.


Lmao, can i close my own threads?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#13
Quote by Yanks4Life92


Calm down i fixed it!
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#16
erotic-asphyxiation.
f***ing awesome.


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#17
Glue hands to head, hang self with piano wire.
It'll look like you ripped off your head.
call me Shelby

#19
Heart Attack Grill!!!!!!!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#21
Listening to music at 270 decibles.
Jumping out of a plane and landing into a volcano.
Being shot out into space with alot of supplies but you wont ever come home... just imagine what you would see though...
Teleported to the center of the sun.
Pulled into a black hole.
And the one mentioned about looking like you ripped off your own head.

Just some of my favorites.
Reinhardt 18 Head
H&K Tubemiester 18 head
Blue 6505+ head

TC Electronics G Major
MXR phase 90, Pigtronix Echolution 2
Digitech Whammy (5th gen)

ETB Infinity x2
ETB Yoda

Frust
#26
... Um... I would assume that the best way to die would be happily of old age after a fulfilling life? You know, just throwing that possibility out there.
#27
I would like to die by falling off a cliff after running away from a large group of woman naked except for the most minimal amount of roller skating equipment ever
#28
Quote by Le_Bunny
Best: Snu snu

Worst: Snu snu

Funniest: Snu snu


Yes I'm lame

Someone likes watching Futurama...

I'd vote this.

With a thanks to whoever it was that posted it the other day. I love it!
#30
Best way to die is while doing what you love.


kinky...
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#31
Bleach poisoning from repeatedly dribbling on the bathroom floor and cleaning it up with what you think is generic 409 while on drugs. Almost happened to me the other night. I think it would be hilarious myself, just imagine the obituary
#33
Someone almost had it right above

Find a tall building
20ft of rope around a pillar/some strong-point
Then tied around your feet
15ft piano wire tied around the same post and then your neck
Glue your hands to your head and jump

That way you hang upside down
Head in hands

I've always said if I was to kill myself, I'd make as many people need counselling as possible.
#34
Volcanic eruption
Mosh pit
Earthquake, falling into a big crack in the ground.
#35
Best - While asleep when u are 100 years old
Worst - Drowning
Funniest - Electrifying when masturbating

Yeah I don't masturbate when lightening, you know it would be a shame when they find you like that; naked, infront of the computer, damn!
Last edited by YA89 at Jan 30, 2009,