Poll: Which would you choose?
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View poll results: Which would you choose?
Not have to breathe/blink
49 61%
Not having to ****/pee
30 38%
Voters: 80.
#1
We all know that we have to breathe, blink, pee, and dump. If you could eliminate either breathing and blinking or pissing and crapping, which one and why?

I personally would eliminate breathing and blinking. first of all, because I could go under water and never have to breathe. Also, no one could ever suffocate me or hang me. Sure I could still pee my pants, get diarrhea, crap myself, and other horrible things of that nature, but going underwater would be worth it.

So, UG? Which would you choose?

#2
Murdering.
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#3
I'd rather not dump. Man some of the things coming out my colon lately aren't nice...


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#5
breathing and blinking all the way

i would never lose a starting contest again. the underwater idea sounds cool too.

oh, and i could survive in space!!!!!
#6
Do you not find the relief you get when you pee quite nice?
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#7
I don't know...Is anybody actually bothered by breathing/blinking. Its sounds like one of those things that's kool in theory, but actually never comes in handy.

I'd say never having to piss/crap, especially if it got rid of farting.

And no, you still couldn't survive in space.

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#8
If I didnt have to breathe then we could live under water.

Plus going 1 and 2 are relieving. So the choice was obvious for me.
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#9
i've been sick as hell for the past two days... feels like I have a powerpainter strapped to my @ss. You know my vote.
#11
If I didn't need to pee or take a dump then all that food I ate won't go anywhere and I'll just get fatter until I burst.
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#13
Quote by Octtwe88
If I didnt have to breathe then we could live under water.

Plus going 1 and 2 are relieving. So the choice was obvious for me.


No...you couldn't...if it was salt water your body would become dehydrated, and even if it wasn't you'd get hypothermia within a day.

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#14
I do some of my best thinking on the toilet, so no way.

However, if I didn't have to breath, that means I could survive underwater and begin my life under the sea fighting underwater crimes and becoming friends with the aquatic.

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#15
i rather not breathe.

without excretion, i couldn't have pissing contest with my nephew.
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#16
^Not to mention the water pressure would crush him
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#17
I'm sure if you're being realistic about it then not being able to breath would have much more serious consequences than just dehydration.



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#18
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Also, no one could ever ... hang me.


Not true, most forms of hanging work by breaking the neck.


I think not having to sleep would be cool. I mean, as long as this wouldn't harbour any ill efects and I can still sleep if I want to.
#19
Quote by opc100
i rather not breathe.

without excretion, i couldn't have pissing contest with my nephew.


NO, YOU...oh wait...although strange, that's the first legitimate reason not to get rid of pissing.

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#21
Quote by Cutlass_253
No...you couldn't...if it was salt water your body would become dehydrated, and even if it wasn't you'd get hypothermia within a day.

Aren't there some warmer bodies of water such as the gulf of mexico? also, you could bring bottled water, and come up to get more from time to time.
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#22
Crapping and Breathing.
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#23
I have chronic diarrhea.
I think the answer is obvious.
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#24
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If I pick breathing can I still smoke?



Yeah, you CAN breathe and blink. You just don't have to.

But you CAN NOT go to the bathroom at all if you choose that choice.

#25
Quote by iantheman
Aren't there some warmer bodies of water such as the gulf of mexico? also, you could bring bottled water, and come up to get more from time to time.

Hm...I suppose with extensive supplies you could theoretically live in the ocean for short periods of time, but only at low depths.

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#26
how about breathing and crapping

i have problems taking sh1ts and it'd be like a super power to not have to breathe
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#28
Not have to pee or poop.

To quote Howie Mandel, "I can go to parties, have 20 beers, and not miss a fuc*ing thing!" when he talked about wearing adult diapers in one of his standups.

Also, I find that I always have to go to the bathroom when I'm doing something important. It gets annoying sometimes.
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#29
You know what would be even better? If I could eliminate my roommate's need to barf and piss, cuz then when he came home drunk he wouldn't get HIS MESS ALL OVER MY STUFF!!!

But seriously, if I didn't have to pee or poop, then I'd never have to stop driving...not that I HAVE to stop now, but you get the point. It would come in handy when I drive home, 8 hours away.

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Last edited by Cutlass_253 at Jan 29, 2009,
#30
I'd choose breath/blink.

theres few snesations in this world better then a good dump or slash.
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