#1
I'm doing a slideshow on Christianity and violence and I'm wondering if The Spanish Inquisition would come into that, and if so, examples. I don't have to read through the whole wikipedia article, I sorta need this in a nutshell.

Inb4 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
#2
Wait, you're doing a slideshow on this and you can't be bothered to read the whole wikipedia article? How lazy are you?
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Wait, you're doing a slideshow on this and you can't be bothered to read the whole wikipedia article? How lazy are you?


No, I'm doing a slideshow on Christianity and violence, not the Spanish Inqusition by itself. The reason I'm asking is because it'll take too long to understand it all. Basically I just need to know if there's connection between the SI and the Church.
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just read the ****ing wiki article, the pit is not here to do your homework for you.
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#6
Well, there was this guy named Joseph Stalin, who was the prime minister of Taiwan. He was Jewish, and he hated the Christians. During the year 1968-2005, he went on to persecute those of the Christian faith by various means, such as making them do his laundry, washing his car, and throwing bean bags at them.
#7
Point one, and this is absolutely crucial, the Spainish Inquisition was nowhere near as bad as it's been made out to be. Do the rest yourself.
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No, I'm doing a slideshow on Christianity and violence, not the Spanish Inqusition by itself. The reason I'm asking is because it'll take too long to understand it all. Basically I just need to know if there's connection between the SI and the Church.



the catholic church ran the spanish inquisition.
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Nobody would expect the Spanish Inquisition


in your slideshow

see what I did there?
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Well, there was this guy named Joseph Stalin, who was the prime minister of Taiwan. He was Jewish, and he hated the Christians. During the year 1968-2005, he went on to persecute those of the Christian faith by various means, such as making them do his laundry, washing his car, and throwing bean bags at them.


this man speaks the truth, everything he says is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
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#12
The SI was one of many church attempts to purge itself of heretics. The Spanish one was considered to be the most violent. It also spread from potential heretics to newly converted jews and muslims, who were accused of pretending to be faithful. ( they probably were, since they had to or be killed by their spanish conquerers.)
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The SI was one of many church attempts to purge itself of heretics. The Spanish one was considered to be the most violent. It also spread from potential heretics to newly converted jews and muslims, who were accused of pretending to be faithful. ( they probably were, since they had to or be killed by their spanish conquerers.)


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Thanks Scitzo.
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#17
Do it, because

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nobody would expect the Spanish Inquisition


in your slideshow

see what I did there?


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edit: There is a very annoying Boy Scout skit that has the stupid "Noone expects the Spanish Inquision!" Har har har. You must do it in a creative way, guiz.
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#19
Actually Billy Mays ran the Spanish Inquisition from his basement. All that means is that he emailed the Spanish government (ran by Al Gore of course) and asked them a whole lot of stupid questions. This was looked upon by some as a type of harassment (hence the allegations of torture and what not) The Spanish government finally tired of the questioning starting punching babbies and burning seagull urine (that's the white stuff in the middle of their poop) Give this to your teacher and I guarantee you will get an A++
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Nobody expec...GODDAMNIT.



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Wow, I didn't expect this at all.

Well, surprise is their chief weapon.

Just show these two videos instead of doing a slideshow. If you don't get a good grade, your teacher is a cocksucker.

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Sorry, I don't know how the meme goes.

edit: There is a very annoying Boy Scout skit that has the stupid "Noone expects the Spanish Inquision!" Har har har. You must do it in a creative way, guiz.

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#24
Of course there was a connection between the two.

Although its worth noting that Rome was actually a moderating influence on the Inquisition, or tried to be. To an extent.
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#25
wait--- didn't monty python do a sketch with the spanish inqui---

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

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#26
Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as Surprise, Fear, Ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...


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