Poll: How do you like to kill insects?
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View poll results: How do you like to kill insects?
Vacuum
4 4%
Toilet Paper
6 6%
Large Blunt Object
20 18%
Shoe
15 14%
Somebody Else
10 9%
Other
40 37%
RUN AWAY!
12 11%
Voters: 109.
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#1
Hey guys,

So I have an infestation problem. The other night a pair of spiders attacked me. One came down from a mission impossible position and almost caught me right in the face. The other was setting up a sniper post behind my computer. I know they were working as a pair, it showed that they had this thing planned for a while. Now I am getting pillaged by a family of grasshoppers that I can even sometimes hear churping in the morning.

So my question is, how do you like to approach killing insects?
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#5
I trap them in my lair, torture them eventually revealing my own plans moments before their escape.

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#6
I point at them and lightning comes out and kills them instantaneously.
#7
I don't kill insects. I let them live their lives. Unless they're all over the place. I allow them to go outside. I hate bitch tits who think that every damn bug they see needs smashing.
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#10
I like to roll them over on my longboard.

EDIT: Feed them to my dog!
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#11
C4. does the job everytime.
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#14
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I don't kill insects. I let them live their lives. Unless they're all over the place. I allow them to go outside. I hate bitch tits who think that every damn bug they see needs smashing.


i hate bitch tits who are all "holier then thou" and have to let everyone know that.
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#15
gasoline and a lighter...maybe not the most efficient way but by far the most satisfying....average human being swallows 4-5 spiders during their sleep over a lifetime
#16
might not work with spiders, but its a lot of fun to shoot flies with paper hornets. (no lie, my freind and i did that once for about 3 hours in his basement, they had a bad infestation)once you practice a little you can literally shoot their heads clean off.
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#18
Shoes. I give no mercy. As soon as I see them I stomp on them as hard as I can. When they're on the wall, I put the shoes on my hands. I have so many uncleaned blood stains on the wall as mementos of my many battles.
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#19
Rubber band.
Splat.
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#22
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i hate bitch tits who are all "holier then thou" and have to let everyone know that.


Shut up. I'm better than you in every way. I have a girlfriend that loves me, a steady job where I make **** loads of money, a bigass house with loads of guitars, a family that loves me, and a **** bunch of friends that will do anything for me. So yeah, I deserve to have a holier than thou attitude.


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#23
Sulfuric Acid always entertains me. My Chem teacher actually did that to pretty big spider. it was so funny to watch.
no...
#25
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#26
Quote by ScottElwood
The other night a pair of spiders attacked me. One came down from a mission impossible position and almost caught me right in the face. The other was setting up a sniper post behind my computer. I know they were working as a pair, it showed that they had this thing planned for a while.

That was quite awesome.

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#27
magnifying glass.
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#28
Stone Cold Stunner.
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#29
Magnifying glass.

Oldschool.

EDIT: Ahh man, I was beaten.
Damn benfortehwin.
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#31
I do the shoe thing, as for some reason I have this inexplicable fear of touching spiders and the like with my hands/bare feet, so even if it's stupid for me to go and get the shoe, I will get said shoe regardless and then commence with the ass kicking.
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#32
spray a pool of insect spray around them and watch them drown... only spiders :s
other bug i dont really mind
#33
I capture bees in a jar and learn their ancient secrets...
soon...soon...
just beware of
THE BEE MAN
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#34
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I capture bees in a jar and learn their ancient secrets...
soon...soon...
just beware of
THE BEE MAN


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#36

I shove my foot up their ass.
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#37
Trap them under a glass, then lift up a side of the glass a bit and spray a **** load of lysol in there then drop the glass and watch them perish MWAHAHAHA!
#39
bleach or boiling water is the way to do it
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#40


Yeah hes pretty weird. Thats why he's cool..

Anyway.

I like to use my TM PSG-1 with the systema 400% kit to blow them to pieces with 6mm of white death.


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