#2
i dunno why he hasnt made a run for south america yet. its only a matter of time before he goes to jail.
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#3
He should have sold it on ebay. I'm curious to what a no-reserve senate seat auction would go for...
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#5
'Bout time. Is he still going to compare his situation to those of MLK and Gandhi?
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#6
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#7
Does this mean our homepages will no longer be plagued with the sight of that atrocious hair?
#8
Another hero shot down in smoke and flames.
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#9
You all can get ****ed.
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#11
I was at a White Sox game. This is when the White Sox were on the road to a World Series win (and eventually did).

So it was the end of the game, and it was pretty late in the season so there were a few celebrities there at the game, and one happened to be Blago.

So as me and my mom were leaving to go home, we notice this little crowd standing together for a picture, and it just happened that blago was in that crowd!

That's when my mom decided she wanted a picture with blago, but she decided not to tell anyone. She just got into the group and acted normal. One person actually said "Who is that girl", and another replied with a shrug. They ended up taking the pictures, and now my mom is in a bunch of random pictures with blago and his friends.

It wasn't as funny until he got impeached.
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#12
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I was at a White Sox game. This is when the White Sox were on the road to a World Series win (and eventually did).

So it was the end of the game, and it was pretty late in the season so there were a few celebrities there at the game, and one happened to be Blago.

So as me and my mom were leaving to go home, we notice this little crowd standing together for a picture, and it just happened that blago was in that crowd!

That's when my mom decided she wanted a picture with blago, but she decided not to tell anyone. She just got into the group and acted normal. One person actually said "Who is that girl", and another replied with a shrug. They ended up taking the pictures, and now my mom is in a bunch of random pictures with blago and his friends.

It wasn't as funny until he got impeached.

That's a great story, except **** the white sox and your mom's a *****.
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#13
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Another hero shot down in smoke and flames.

I find it funny that they basically scapegoated him. Yea he did it, but everyone knows thats how politics works.
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#14
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lol r u srs

lol cn u tipe?
Fuck no I'm not serious.
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#15
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I find it funny that they basically scapegoated him. Yea he did it, but everyone knows thats how politics works.

The funny part is the stupid sob knew his phone was being tapped by the FBI and he didn't care. What an arrogant fucker.
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#16
Hey! He's allowed to sell the expletive Senate seat to any expletive expletive that he expletive wants. What an expletiving idiot.
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#17
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The funny part is the stupid sob knew his phone was being tapped by the FBI and he didn't care. What an arrogant fucker.

I just can't believe he had the idea to go to New York and talk about how he's really just a great guy on all the newses... At least Rove ran off to somewhere in eastern Europe.

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#18
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Does this mean our homepages will no longer be plagued with the sight of that atrocious hair?



I like his hair!!

Anyways, besides the whole deal he seems like an alright guy, of course this scandal has discredited him. He just seems so charismatic.

And really, it's no more sinister than something the average American citizen would do.
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#19
I quite like the man......
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#20
So he got impeached for trying to sell a seat at an event being broadcasted everywhere?

brb, gotta hit my dog for staring at our fence.
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#21
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I just can't believe he had the idea to go to New York and talk about how he's really just a great guy on all the newses... At least Rove ran off to somewhere in eastern Europe.

I haven't seen as brazen a fool since Agnew. Or maybe Nixon. Damn we laugh about this guy and his hair every day at work.
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#23
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http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/2009/01/video_blagos_hair_eats_joy_beh.html

that was on msnbc today, and they couldn't stop laughing long enough to finish the segment.


That was epic.
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#24
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The funny part is the stupid sob knew his phone was being tapped by the FBI and he didn't care. What an arrogant fucker.

If I remember correctly he actually dared them to.

Yes I'm glad we've lost at least one corrupt politician, how many left to go? 98%?
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