When I Turn Fifty I Will Go Out Into The World And Hunt Down Every Dog Breeder In The World. I Will Take From Each Of Them One Dog And Then Make Them Have A Massive Dog Orgy In My Garage. From This Will Be Birthed The Ultimate Race Of Dog, Of Which I Shall Mass Produce And Teach To Play Guitar, Bass, Drums, Sing, And Kill People. Then I Will Make The Perfect Band Out Of These Ultimate Dogs And They Will Play With Me And Murder Everyone Who Doesn't Like My Music, So The Only People Left Will Worship Me. Then I Will Become The Dictator Of The World And I Shall Rule Every Newspaper Known To Man. I Will Finally Be Able To Tell Everyone What I Want Them To Believe, And I Will Find The Key To Living Forever, Just As My Ultimate Dogs Will.

I Will Then Purchase A Sharpe' And Name It Scrotum.

The End.
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Please Stop Typing Like This And Capitalizing Every Single Goddamn Word.

And this is spam.


Just because you're jealous I'll rule the world doesn't mean it's spam.
If you speak all caps it comes out capitalized.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above