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#1
I'm off sick for tonsillitis, but i'm bored sh!tless. Anything to make me not bored sh!tless?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#8
fap
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#9
internet stuffs
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#11
Serious examples.

Download an n64 emulator, download zelda ocarina of time rom and playthat all day.

Start reading a new book.

Catch up on schoolwork (lol as if)

Practise something new on guitar.

Beat your (x) wanks per day record.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#12
My bro is sick ... he plays Warhammer Online all day ... you could too! :P
I must stop wasting time in The Pit and practice!
#13
wait why is this in "Cover Songs?"
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#14
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Serious examples.

Download an n64 emulator, download zelda ocarina of time rom and playthat all day.

Start reading a new book.

Catch up on schoolwork (lol as if)

Practise something new on guitar.

Beat your (x) wanks per day record.

12. >.>
I'm that dude with the fro.
Quote by angus fan16
Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#15
Quote by Mr. La Fritz


Beat your (x) wanks per day record.





you could play people at halo 3? i always wake up resisting the game but some days i fail...
Quote by Duff_McGee
Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
Last edited by joshua029 at Jan 30, 2009,
#17
Quote by doom3rulz
Wank.


how did i know that would be the first reply
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I officially hate you SBLAKELELY.



PSN ID: blakerz92
add me
#18
Quote by GODhimself37
wait why is this in "Cover Songs?"


UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit > Things to do while you're off sick...
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#19
Quote by Froboarder
12. >.>


No ****ing way.

Your willy would be one giant blister by the end unless you used serious amounts of lube.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#20
Dude you got tonsilitus? ouch

Im in physics atm, doing your work for you lol

i'v said its for both of us

you owe me one, lol

get well soon mate

WillyBoy!

Originally Posted by TEK34
at disneyland paris, tigger punched a little girl. I witnessed it

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#21
Quote by WillyBoy!
Dude you got tonsilitus? ouch

Im in physics atm, doing your work for you lol

i'v said its for both of us

you owe me one, lol

get well soon mate

WillyBoy!




Awesome man, what are "we" doing LOL
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#22
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
No ****ing way.

Your willy would be one giant blister by the end unless you used serious amounts of lube.

Not circumsized, so I don't use lube.
I'm that dude with the fro.
Quote by angus fan16
Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#23
Quote by Froboarder
Not circumsized, so I don't use lube.


I'm not circumcised either but damn.

12 is ridiculous

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#24
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I'm not circumcised either but damn.

12 is ridiculous

Meh, not really. 1 every hour or so.
I'm that dude with the fro.
Quote by angus fan16
Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#25
Apparently you make more threads than UnionJake.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#27
Better think about things you never had time to do (depends on your lifestyle). Maybe that time finally came?..
#28
Quote by happytimeharry
watch The Price is Right.

+1

although it kinda sucks w/o Bob Barker
#29
Quote by GNRjungle87
HMM...GUITAR WEBSITE...GUITAR FORUM...MAYBE PLAY GUITAR?????


Was thinking the exact same thing. Man, seems people are braindead today.
#30
download videogames from your childhood?

like the original simcity, civilizations 2, an nes emulator, original doom/wolfenstien, etc.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#32
take embarassing pics of your pets
I pressed her thigh and death smiled


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
-John Lennon
#33
Quote by happytimeharry
watch The Price is Right.


THIS

Though it was MUCH better with Bob Barker. Drew Carey just doesn't seem to have the charisma that Barker had. I mean, come on, the dude beat up Adam Sandler.
#34
Create a duck using only one lemon, two toothpicks, and one tootsie roll.
Sail upon the open skies
#35
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Serious examples.

Download an n64 emulator, download zelda ocarina of time rom and playthat all day.
Start reading a new book.

Catch up on schoolwork (lol as if)

Practise something new on guitar.

Beat your (x) wanks per day record.




This this this this!!!
#36
play video games.
4chan (k not really)
shoot bypassers with ur paintball gun
or watch dragonball z
Last edited by slipperymess at Jan 30, 2009,
#38
Quote by Froboarder
12. >.>
Oh gtfo If you are indeed telling the truth, you deserve a medal.
#39
Quote by guitar god7007
sleep, play guitar, ultimate guitar.com, video games, prank call pplz
any good?????


Daymn, wish i'd made some prank calls
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#40
You could activate the death star already. You lazy ass. Honestly what kind of an excuse is that to not do it? "I have tonsilitis" YOU ALSO HAVE HANDS WHICH DON'T HAVE HANDSILITIS NOW PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON.
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