#1
I've been chewing mint gum but i don't want to make my mouth taste of mint anymore because i want to eat food. Help?
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#3
Eat food, it takes the taste of mint away.
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#7
have a mint, it will take away any bad taste.... oh
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#13
Just have something to eat and stop being such a pussy.
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#14
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#17
Lick a fish (or a pussy).
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#19
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Drink milk.

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#21
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I've been chewing mint gum but i don't want to make my mouth taste of mint anymore because i want to eat food. Help?

This guy is a massive troll. He's made 3 pointless topics in the last hour or so...

Too bad he's a noob and thus his threads lack LuLz.
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#22
eat an anti-mint
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#23
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eat an anti-mint


Like garlic.

That normally does the trick.
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#25
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Just have something to eat and stop being such a pussy.

couldnt have said it any better... maybe a little nicer, but no better haha
#26
Stop being such a pussy and eat some food.
Seriously.

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#27
Make 20 threads in 5 minutes.
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#28
Wait.
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#29
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Make 20 threads in 5 minutes.


but they all have to be epic failure. thats the only way it will work. lol
#32
Eat some food so you can take away the taste and eat your food, but then your mouth will taste of food.
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#33
You seriously needed to make a thread about this?
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#34
Lick a zebras bum hole. Your breathe won't smell like mint, but it won't smell good either.
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