#1
If you died when you had a boner, would your corpse stay hard?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#4
Quote by freedoms_stain


I mean if i was shot whilst fapping, would i stay hard?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
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someone hasn't seen Clerks.

exactly what i was going to say.
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#7
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although grossly interesting, this doesn't answer the TS's question. It may happen in some cases but it wouldn't STAY that way. It happens through blood flow so it would go down and stay down once your blood stops moving.


edit: i've never seen clerks...
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#8
actually, when you die there's 2 options to release all the gasses in your body. 1 you're gonna let a big meanass fart. 2 all the gasses will get you a monstruos erection. A friend who works at a hospital told me yesterday.
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#9
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I mean if i was shot whilst fapping, would i stay hard?
No, because anyone who shot you while you were fapping would probably aim for your dick.
#10
so what if you got choked or strangled while having sex, would you stay hard then??? lol
#11
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I'm disturbed by how quickly you gave that response. Is that Wikipedia article on your favourites list, or something?

And no, TS, most of the time you wouldn't, you sick necrophiliac puppy.
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#12
Death Erection would make a great Old School Death Metal or Thrash band name.
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#14
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I'm disturbed by how quickly you gave that response. Is that Wikipedia article on your favourites list, or something?

And no, TS, most of the time you wouldn't, you sick necrophiliac puppy.
Nah, but I have a wiki search key, so I just typed "w corpse erection" cus I knew corpses can get wood (it was on Six Feet Under), I got no results, but it did suggest "Seath Erection" as an alternative.

It's all about the 1337 search skillz
#15
In Rotten's autobiography it says that happened to his grandfather.
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#16
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so what if you got choked or strangled while having sex, would you stay hard then??? lol


Yeah, if you're into that sort of thing...
#17
anyone jump wiki articles reading that death erection thing?

Priapism- The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge, but useless, set of wooden genitals.


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#18
How is that a disgusting question? The title is misleading.
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#19
The blood would stop flowing.
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#21
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
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Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!


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In The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Edward Gibbon relates an anecdote attributed to Abulfeda that Ali, on the death of Mohammed, exclaimed, O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est (O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky)


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#24
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No, because anyone who shot you while you were fapping would probably aim for your dick.


So true.
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Reminded me of this:



That's... lol?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#28
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Death Erection would make a great Old School Death Metal or Thrash band name.

u wanna start a band?
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u wanna start a band?


We need to get some Wangcasters!

I am actually tempted to make an album cover for this.
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