#1
OMG i just heard the funniest thing eva!!!!!!

My thick head dad was playing heart shape box by nirvana but he had tuned the really thick string to a D hahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahahhahaha

I ribbed him for hoursthen out of disgust to Curt Kobain i got a pair of scissors aand snipped his String

That will teach him for trying to be experimental.
#2
*sniff sniff*
i smell a troll
*reported
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#5
LOLOLOLOL ZOMG forgive somebody for being a bit out of tune.
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Squier Precision Bass Special in Antique Burst (LH)
Rotosound Swing 66s, 45-105

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#8
Scissors can cut strings these days?

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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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