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#1
So yeah i was thinking this might be a good pit thread


the most pain ive been in was running away from a group of Gurkhas after they thought I was the one who shouted something racist (was my friend)

It ended up like 7 on 1.....i got beat

proud to say i took 3


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#2
I once stubbed my big toe 11 times in one day. One more reason to hate sidewalks.
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#3
Torn ankle ligaments.

It was somewhere in the region of a million times more painful than breaking my ankle... I didn't cry though (I just screamed a few expletives at the top of my voice for a few minutes )
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Most painful recently, I was running through the forest and a stick whacked my bell end really hard.

I had to walk for about 2 controls.


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I bruised a ligament in my ankle which doesn't sound that bad but believe me it bloody hurts like hell
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Torn ankle ligaments.

It was somewhere in the region of a million times more painful than breaking my ankle... I didn't cry though (I just screamed a few expletives at the top of my voice for a few minutes )



Same, severe high ankle sprain. Doctor said it would have been better if i broke it both healing wise and pain wise. i don't think i slept for like 2 nights.

EDIT: i didnt cry either. I was just in shock because it happened while i was playing hockey so they had to take mt skate off to get at mt ankle. It went surprisingly well.
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#11
Also getting my ankles run over by a car generally hurt.

they were numb for a few hours
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broke my arm, it was in a w kinda shape . . . it happened twice
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Same, severe high ankle sprain. Doctor said it would have been better if i broke it both healing wise and pain wise. i don't think i slept for like 2 nights.



Haha, that was another problem afterwards, especially the first week or so - I'd forget about it and put some weight on it when I went to stand up, and fall to the floor in a heap again with the pain
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Waking up with morning wood the day after undergoing circumcision.

EDIT: man just thinking about it gives chills still.

EDIT 2: And one time I spilled boiling water on my foot while making hotdogs. I had a four inch water blister and me being the genius that I am decided to pop it open with a fork.
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#17
When i fell off this swing thing that me and some friends found in the middle of a forest. Landed right onto a log and knackered my back, so I could hardly stand up straight for a week.
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Quote by Chris3235
So yeah i was thinking this might be a good pit thread


the most pain ive been in was running away from a group of Gurkhas after they thought I was the one who shouted something racist (was my friend)

It ended up like 7 on 1.....i got beat

proud to say i took 3


Yours?

You took down 3 Gurkhas? For some reason I think a few porkies are being told. Still at least you've got a story to tell, those bastards are tough.
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when i fell of a table and broke a hole in my skull, had to go to the hospital to get stiches.

but that was when i was 4, so i dont really remember much
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You took down 3 Gurkhas? For some reason I think a few porkies are being told. Still at least you've got a story to tell, those bastards are tough.



nah...because after a while i gave up running and the 3 smallest, fastest ones got to me first so as i dealt with them..the 'backup' came and then for about 30 seconds i got beat to ****.

i ended up with a few fractures, broken nose and a broken arm.


yeah...they are tough.
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I had engrown toenails cut out...twice on each foot. The anesthetic killed most of the pain so it was mainly just pressure after awhile, but needles going into the end of your toes isn't fun.
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I don't know. I've honestly experienced so much pain through the years.
My top 3 are torn ACL & Meniscus, fractured hip, and appendicitis.
#26
Toothache, all the way. There's nothing you can do about it either.

When I tore the ligaments in my toe, which has happened twice was pretty bad too. I've not really been in a huge amount of pain before.
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One time, when I was young, I accidentally walked in front of my cousin who was playing baseball and swinging a huge aluminum bat as hard as he could. I took it right in my shoulder and passed out because he swung it so hard. The bruise was unreal and extremely painful, but luckily I didn't break anything.

I also once built a ramp to launch off of while rollerblading, and at the very end of the yard there was a big pile of rocks, but I thought it would be impossible to jump that far. Well, I decided to see just how far I could go, so I backed up all the way to the end of the driveway and went off this ramp going as fast as I could, and landed right in the pile of rocks. My legs were so ****ed up I could barely get out of bed for a few days.
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sprained and dislocated my pinky really bad.

put it back in myself. then the numb went away.
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#31
Strychnine poisoning, it hurts like hell, all over your body, for days.


Let this be a lesson to you, make sure you know what it is exactly that you're snorting up your nose.
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When I broke both my wrists at the same time. That hurt, also putting them back in place wasn't pretty. I cried :S
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Strychnine poisoning, it hurts like hell, all over your body, for days.


Let this be a lesson to you, make sure you know what it is exactly that you're snorting up your nose.


I don't know what you were trying to snort, but if my assumption is correct, taste it first.
I guess Strychnine is one of the most bitter substances known to man, so you'd probably be able to tell.
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I had engrown toenails cut out...twice on each foot. Needles going into the end of your toes isn't fun.


The doctor my friend went to to get his ingrown toe-nail cut cut it before the anesthesia(spelling?) had kicked in, must have sucked a dick.


But umm i got nothing, maybe like toothache, or hurt toe, maybe nail going into my foot and hitting a nerve.

Wait maybe getting hit in the face, hurt noses hurt.
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I once stubbed my big toe 11 times in one day. One more reason to hate sidewalks.

This.
I find this more painfull than anything else.

MY most serious injury was probably going down a flight of stairs on a bike with no brakes directly into some metal railings and smashing my head open (almost literally)
But the toes are far more painfull.
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dislocated elbow. Holy mother of god that hurt!
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I don't know what you were trying to snort, but if my assumption is correct, taste it first.
I guess Strychnine is one of the most bitter substances known to man, so you'd probably be able to tell.

Yeah, unfortunately, so is amphetamine sulphate, so it's pretty hard to tell the difference just by taste, plus it will also give you a similar effect to amphetamine (until the pain starts) which is why unscrupulous dealers cut it with strychnine, still... I was young an' stupid and I've learned a hell of a lot since then.
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When I was 7... I slipped in my driveway, slammed my jaw on the pavement, and broke it in 3 places.
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