#3
Quote by uk.mace
It's wizards? birthday today What did you get him?

I got him a super-spork

Happy brithday wizards?!


well, this is most akward...
#9
A hooker.

Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#10
I got you a new hat.

You gotta get your own batteries though.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#11
Quote by Ichikurosaki
That's not just a penguin.. that's a.. a... PRINNY.

I want surprise Prinny sex

You want surprise murder and a surprise explosion?
#13
Awwwh yayyy!

Happy Birthday deary. I'd send you me but I won't fit in an envelope
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#14
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Ofcourse, if it were by a Prinny.

I'm coming to your next birthday party then, to videotape it. Should be interesting.
#15
I got you some nice ladies



but I'm so sorry .. clothes aren't included


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#16
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Awwwh yayyy!

Happy Birthday deary. I'd send you me but I won't fit in an envelope


Shennanigans. I bet you'd tried getting through one of the slits on that board thing they have for letter sizes

Wizards?, since we are in such a poor economic climate, I decided to buy you your own wizard's house in Tel Aruhn.

#19
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Awwwh yayyy!

Happy Birthday deary. I'd send you me but I won't fit in an envelope

Well you could send me a plane ticket to come to Manchester... That fits in an envelope, or n00dz, those fit too .

I totally didn't just ask for that I swear

Thank you everyone! This made my 18th amazing!

Now off to buy cigarettes, lotto tickets and porn!
#20
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Shennanigans. I bet you'd tried getting through one of the slits on that board thing they have for letter sizes

No sir, I did not attempt such thing, because I am aware that I am not a Cephalopod


>__>
<__<

Or am I...

EDIT: ^^^ this is the part where I spend half an hour trying to figure out whether you were being serious or not
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#21
Quote by wizards?
Well you could send me a plane ticket to come to Manchester... That fits in an envelope, or n00dz, those fit too .

I totally didn't just ask for that I swear

Thank you everyone! This made my 18th amazing!

Now off to buy cigarettes, lotto tickets and porn!

Why start buying that stuff when you've been successfully stealing it for the past 18 years?
#22
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
No sir, I did not attempt such thing, because I am aware that I am not a Cephalopod


>__>
<__<

Or am I...

EDIT: ^^^ this is the part where I spend half an hour trying to figure out whether you were being serious or not

Oh you know EVERYONE wants to see you naked... I just wouldn't ask for it...or would I?
#23
Who else here always pronounces wizards? name with rising intonation?

Happy birthday, you crazy bastard.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#25
Quote by wizards?
Oh you know EVERYONE wants to see you naked... I just wouldn't ask for it...or would I?

You... I.... uhhhhh.... MIIIINDFUUUUUUCCCKKK o__o
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#27
^Yes, but they're of TheQualiman.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#28
Quote by Gunpowder
^Yes, but they're of TheQualiman.

Is....is that a problem?
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#29
Quote by wizards?
Well you could send me a plane ticket to come to Manchester... That fits in an envelope, or n00dz, those fit too .

I totally didn't just ask for that I swear

Thank you everyone! This made my 18th amazing!

Now off to buy cigarettes, lotto tickets and porn!

You can do this from 16
hello
#30
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Is....is that a problem?


It's all that I could have hoped for.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#33
Happy birthday, wizards?!

I got you a violin-playing personal computer! Now you have a real friend - enjoy!


Note: The robot can only play one tune. Additional tunes can be bought by talking with the robot.
Warning: Robots may have conversation bugs due to disregard by our technicians!
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#34
Happy birthday, my good man.



I procured a Nimbus 2000 for your travels to the pr0n shop.
#35
Quote by Gunpowder
Who else here always pronounces wizards? name with rising intonation?

Happy birthday, you crazy bastard.



I read it "Wizaaards!" in an angry fashion

And that is my gift to you for today /cheapskate
#37
happy birthday! I'm poor so I got you nothing.

oh, and Gunpowder, I read your sig as "Gunpowder is fucking rocks!
I lol'd when I realized my mistake.
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#38
Happy birthday!

I got you a new staff!






And some new wizard robes!

May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt