Poll: What sense would you keep ?
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View poll results: What sense would you keep ?
Sight
21 33%
Hearing
31 48%
Taste
0 0%
Smell
0 0%
Touch
12 19%
Voters: 64.
#1
If you should hypothetically keep only one sense, which one would it be, and why ?

Discuss.
Last edited by slappyx at Jan 30, 2009,
#2
Hearing, because i couldnt live without music
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#3
The sense of penis.
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#4
well it would be pointless having one sense... i would rather die.


but if i had to choose it would be hearing.
#6
Which sense allows me to orgasm? Touch?

Smell is what controls your taste. You can't taste without smell. In other words, anyone who chooses taste is teh epic fai1.
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#7
Common.

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#8
i would choose sight
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#10
without sight you wouldnt be able to see porn, touch you wouldnt feel yourself masturbating, hearing you wouldnt be able to hear music, smell and taste are almost completely useless in these activities.

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#11
Erm.. sight if I had to I guess.
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#13
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Yeah i'm all for choosing hearing cus of music nd tht but i was just thinking, if you didnt have the sense of touch, then how do you play any insturment?
Plus you can't speak so you couldn't sing either.

Hmmmmm


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#14
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You know there's more than 5 senses, right?


Yes, but talking about balance, pain, kinesthesic and temperature would be too complicated for most UGers
Last edited by slappyx at Jan 30, 2009,
#15
Touch, without it you wouldnt be able to tell if your feet are
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#16
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Plus you can't speak so you couldn't sing either.

...why? Since when is speech a sense?!

But I'd choose hearing, for music and communication.
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#18
Quote by Ed782
Yeah i'm all for choosing hearing cus of music nd tht but i was just thinking, if you didnt have the sense of touch, then how do you play any insturment?
Plus you can't speak so you couldn't sing either.

Hmmmmm

speaking is a sense?
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#19
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Hearing, because blind people always seem so damn cool.


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#20
sight. i would still be able to communicate people, really what is more important than that?
#21
Touch. If you really think about it, you'd be screwed without it. No sense of temperature, or what you're doing - if you kept hearing instead, how would you get dressed by yourself? Etc etc. You wouldn't be able to feel yourself eating, or drinking, even if you could taste it/smell it, you wouldn't be able to find your way around easily unless you kept sight, you wouldn't be able to do simple things easily at all.
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#23
You can only have sight with your eyes.
You can only hear sounds with your ears.
You can only smell with your nose.
You can only taste with your tongue.


You can feel all over your body, inside and out, good and bad. Touch makes us feel alive. A blind man might feel a strangers face, to get a sense of what that person might look like- he saw with his hands. A deaf teenager might crank up his speakers and sit on top of one so he call feel the vibrations in the music.
You can speak with touch. Softly caressing your girl's neck means something different than grabbing someone's wrist in anger.

Touch is so important.
#24
My sense of dignity. Good day, sir!

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#26
I'd want sight me thinks.. but if i lost them all now.. i'd probably kill myself.
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#27
I would keep my sense of kinesthetics.

Surprisingly...there aren't five senses...instead there are actually 7 ( don't believe me...http://academics.tjhsst.edu/psych/oldPsych/senses/balance/intro.html)

Of course the five that you already mentioned

-taste
-touch
-hearing
-smell
-sight

but also
-kinesthetics (movement)
-vestibular sense (orientation, how do I know if I'm upside down or not)

But yeah, I'd keep kinesthetics.

Although that wasn't in the poll.
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