#1
So my friend makes bad decisions while drunk/high. And that's not to say that I'm not to blame for talking him into most of those things. So, pit- for your enjoyment, I give you:

Him: I have 40's
Him: two of em
Him: and they're tasty
Me: haha
Me: nice
Him: DUDE I"M DRUNK
Me: hahahaha
Me: congrats
Me: i'm working on it
Him: I have to PISSSSSS
Me: then goooo
Him: np
Him: no
Him: I want ti to be special
Me: are you doing that thing
Me: that i told you about
[Editor’s note- I told him about the ‘Pee Diddy’ video where Diddy explains that taking a much-needed piss can feel better than sex]
Me: yeah
Me: you are
Me: hahaha
Him: yes. I'm holding it until I piss my pants
Me: dude
Me: you know what feels awesome?
Me: are you alone, or are there people around?
Him: alone
Me: just do it
Me: literally
Me: pee your pants
Me: i can't imagine how good it would feel
Me: just put a trash bag over your chair
Me: sit down
Me: and do it
Him: but dudeeeee! I don't wana ruin them!
Me: you won't
Me: just wash em right away
Me: wear old pants or something
Him: Come on man
Me: but they have to be jeans
Him: I'm seriously considering doing that right now
Him: because I have to pee
Me: then pee your pants
Him: I CANNT dude. I don't have a trash bag down here
Me: um
Me: do it on the toilet
Me: sit down
Him: no. Lemme go get a trashbag
Me: ok
Me: or do it in the tub
Him: hold on
Me: k
Him: I can't hold it. I'm gonna go do it in the bathtub
Him: omg I can't
Him: brb
Him: AHHH
Me: just do it
Me: in your pants
Me: it'll feel awesome
Him: omg it did!
Him: oh crap it did
Me: tell me all about it
Me: right now
Him: Well I really had to pee so I jumped into my shower and let loose and felt the warmth drip down my legs... it was awesome.
Him: then I put my pants in the washer and took a 5 minute mini-shower and cleaned off my legs
Me: hahahha
Me: im so proud of you
Him: I'm dead serious. I just pissed my pants
Him: and now I'm naked
Me: you are a true american hero
Me: hahahahaha
Me: did not need to know that part
Him: I'm gonna put on my sexi rove
Him: robe
Me: enjoy
Me: im gonna go pee in a real toilet
Me: and not my jeans


You can't make this stuff up. Enjoy.
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#8
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Everybody who's cool pees their pants, it's the coolest!

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
grok it.

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#12
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
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#13
Really? Come on, the almighty must have more to say than that!
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#14
I'm sorry but your posts looked like you were getting turned on by him peeing his pants
#15
My friend said to me in MSN that he never uses toilet paper.

I just laughed.
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#17
no thanks
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#19
OMG THAT IS SO F-ING FUCKING COOL!

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#22
Whats better, is you get a guy who will believe anything when they are drunk (from experience social regects like total wierdo's) and convince them they are dead. Its good fun to watch em run around 'haunting' people.
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#23
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Of course he peed his pants, everyone his age pees their pants. It's the coolest!


haha, billy madison ftw
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#24
why did you tell him to piss his pants?
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#26
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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.



Billy Madison reference?


i smell a fake. maybe he's yanking ya 3rd leg
#30
Edit: I'll read the god damn thread before I post next time
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#32
Getting drunk on your own is probably worse than pissing your self.




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#33
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there should be a rule against posting long-ass chat logs.


also, I did not lol. it wasn't funny at all

That really wasn't very long...they're all like 4 word messages anyway. Should have taken a whole 30 seconds to read, and the title was basically a tl;dr anyway.
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