#1
Okay Pit, I am actually going to put you guys to use. Here's the deal:

I have a friend that has been telling his parents that hes been hanging out with us (the bros) for a long time (spending the night here all that stuff) when hes been out dicking around with his girlfriend all night and spending the night over there.

Worst part: Hes not getting laid.

What the **** are they doing? We don't know. We have the opportunity to ruin his secretive night... what should we do?

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#2
Form a mario kart racing tribute band.
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#3
That isn't cool. BUT FEAR NOT, he will realize his mistake eventually. Just do a bunch of awesome stuff with your other buds and stop inviting him, eventually he'll get the picture.
#4
^Yeah that sounds like a good plan.
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#5
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Form a mario kart racing tribute band.


I'm beggining to see why you are recognized as some form of a god around here.
#7
Bros before hoes is the gayest thing ever. Unless your going to give your "bro" a blowjob, let him be with his "hoe."
#8
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Bros before hoes is the gayest thing ever. Unless your going to give your "bro" a blowjob, let him be with his "hoe."


truth...just suck it up, he'll want to hang out with you eventually. he's just working his way to getting laid, don't worry about it
#9
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I'm beggining to see why you are recognized as some form of a god around here.

Because he's made out of spaghetti.
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#10
there was something like this the other day, but taht TS was being a little b*tch and boo-hooing about his friend stealing his girl.
man you better f*ck his sh*t up! ESPECIALLY since hes not even getting laid from this. thats what me and my friends would do to each other anyway.
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#11
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Bros before hoes is the gayest thing ever. Unless your going to give your "bro" a blowjob, let him be with his "hoe."


This.


Leave your friend alone, he's old enough to decide who he does and doesn't want to spend his time with.

However, I wouldn't cover for him at the expense of your own ass.
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#12
Really? I'm gonna tell you the same thing I just told you on pbnation. Stop being a nosy prick.
#13
2 different people leg. And the UG forums arn't quite the **** that ST has turned into yet... until that damn boxxy takes over...

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#14
Go to a strip- ahem- gentlemens club with your other buds and try to pick up some... Ladies of the evening on your way back


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#15
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This.


Leave your friend alone, he's old enough to decide who he does and doesn't want to spend his time with.

However, I wouldn't cover for him at the expense of your own ass.

This.
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#16
Maybe he doesn't want to have sex yet? I'm assuming he's straight. He's either working his way towards getting laid, or building a real relationship with this girl.
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#18
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2 different people leg. And the UG forums arn't quite the **** that ST has turned into yet... until that damn boxxy takes over...

I'll deal with her in /b/, please, not here.
#19
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Form a mario kart racing tribute band.


The best idea all week!
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