Poll: Have you ever had someone looking in your window when youre not wearing clothes?
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Yes
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#1
So...

Just took a nice steamy shower. Walked into my room butt-naked with the member wiggling about. Just taking a peek out the window... "Oh, cool, its my neighbor just looking in giving me a smile."

Wait a minute...

1) Why is she looking in my window.
and 2) Im stripped down completely naked walking around.

I thought it was a little odd. So I just slipped on some boxers.

Any one had similar experience with ogglers invading in on you? Do share.
Last edited by aaronob at Feb 1, 2009,
#2
You should've done the helicopter.

One time my entire neighbour's family and relatives caught me naked. They were just getting out of their cars across the street and saw me through the window. My neighbour's a cop too and I'm pretty sure indecent exposure is illegal.

No charges were pressed though
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Last edited by Kensai at Jan 31, 2009,
#3
is she hot?
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#4
She wants you, is the obvious answer here.
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#5
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is she hot?

this is all that matters.
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#6
Quote by frozen_soul
is she hot?

Er, not ugly. Id say average. But shes kinda weird.

But then again so am I.
#7
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Er, not ugly. Id say average. But shes kinda weird.

But then again so am I.

you should be glad my friend
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#8
Oh yeah, BTW, she also has a few friends over as well who were with her.

One is good looking, one not so much.
Last edited by aaronob at Jan 31, 2009,
#9
Quote by Kensai
You should've done the helicopter.

One time my entire neighbour's family and relatives caught me naked. They were just getting out of their cars across the street and saw me through the window. My neighbour's a cop too and I'm pretty sure exposure is illegal.

No charges were pressed though

Aw, man! Wish I had thought of that, lol!

Ill remember it in the future. Because this is maybe the second or third time its happened and its bound to happen again.

And your family.... lol... talk about awkward!
#10
Should have proceeded to do something freaky like trying to suck yourself off..
See if she is smiling then
#11
What is this helicopter?
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#14
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Should have proceeded to do something freaky like trying to suck yourself off..
See if she is smiling then



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#18
Curtains anyone?
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#20
It sounds like the beginning of a porno, except for putting on clothes instead of taking them off.
#22
Quote by Kensai
You should've done the helicopter.

One time my entire neighbour's family and relatives caught me naked. They were just getting out of their cars across the street and saw me through the window. My neighbour's a cop too and I'm pretty sure indecent exposure is illegal.

No charges were pressed though


If you were inside, thats not indecent exposure.
#23
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is she hot?

lol wasn't expecting that response form the pit
/sarcasm
#24
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What is this helicopter?

http://www.vimeo.com/1581660

This video can help give you an idea. Just wait for it.
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#25
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If you were inside, thats not indecent exposure.

Right, you could technically get them for being peeping toms.


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#26
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Curtains anyone?

I dont have curtains on my window.

Yeah anyways I thought Id give an update. This morning I woke up and saw there were 4 other cars parked at her house. That means there were at least 4 other chicks from my school looking in on me to make a total of 5.....

How weird.

What I should do is go over and charge them for the show.... 'cause looking isnt free!
#27
now next time you see her outside, spank her ass and ask you "if you liked what you saw you should come back to my place "
#28
Well, i once was getting dressed when i saw a car across the street with a man with binoculars in it watching me. So i called the cops, and they arrested him, and then i had to testify.

So i walk into court, ready to pwn this dickhole, and i looked upon the face of peepery, and i go, "Hi Uncle Jeff!"
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#29
Quote by Kensai
You should've done the helicopter.

One time my entire neighbour's family and relatives caught me naked. They were just getting out of their cars across the street and saw me through the window. My neighbour's a cop too and I'm pretty sure indecent exposure is illegal.

No charges were pressed though



it's not indecent exposure if you're in your own home. unless you are an utter eysore.
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#30
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it's not indecent exposure if you're in your own home. unless you are an utter eysore.


Just out of curiosity how is that legal? Can I flash people legally just because I'm inside my home?
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#31
never happened to me, i live in the country...
lol stuff your boxers so they think your wang is huge
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#32
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Er, not ugly. Id say average. But shes kinda weird.

But then again so am I.


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#34
Quote by Kensai
Just out of curiosity how is that legal? Can I flash people legally just because I'm inside my home?

Well, you can legally be naked within your own home. It's up to them to be peering in, and anyone doing that is really hoping for nakedidity.
#35
Quote by Jacksonsoad
If you were inside, thats not indecent exposure.

I should live in a glass house with a heavily populated neighborhood and walk around naked all the time.
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#36
I hope that no one has, but my blinds are slightly broken and I'm naked in my room quite a bit.. if anyone has I r creeped out.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#37
Quote by aaronob
I dont have curtains on my window.

Yeah anyways I thought Id give an update. This morning I woke up and saw there were 4 other cars parked at her house. That means there were at least 4 other chicks from my school looking in on me to make a total of 5.....

How weird.

What I should do is go over and charge them for the show.... 'cause looking isnt free!


If this isn't BS, then...


****in' EPIC!!!!

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srsly.


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#38
My gfs stepdad caught me once when I was getting dressed again and she'd went into the bathroom. He just laughed and told me I was lucky her Mam hadn't caught us, and that he wouldn't tell her. Probably because I've been going out with my gf longer than he's been with her Mam and he likes me
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#39
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My gfs stepdad caught me once when I was getting dressed again and she'd went into the bathroom. He just laughed and told me I was lucky her Mam hadn't caught us, and that he wouldn't tell her. Probably because I've been going out with my gf longer than he's been with her Mam and he likes me

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#40
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My gfs stepdad caught me once when I was getting dressed again and she'd went into the bathroom. He just laughed and told me I was lucky her Mam hadn't caught us, and that he wouldn't tell her. Probably because I've been going out with my gf longer than he's been with her Mam and he likes me

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