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#1
Thought you guys would love this...so yeah, any ideas of what to do..?
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#3
your not actually looking for an answer here are you?
Your just bragging
Bellend lol
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#6
You could play a game of checkers. That's always fun.
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#8
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This.
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#9
I bet I come on UG later and the first title I see will be ''So I couldn't get it up for 3 hours''
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#10
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You could play a game of checkers Naked. That's always fun.


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#12
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I bet I come on UG later and the first title I see will be ''So I couldn't get it up for 3 hours''


LOL.

Dragonforce? I don't even know what that is. Isn't it that Japanese card game "Dragon Force Z"?
#16
Can't wait for the thread,

"Girlfriend's parents just caught us having sex"
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#18
Invite me over for a double team.

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#19
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Invite me over for a double team.


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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


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#22
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go to her toilet.
masturbate furiously.
make the woman cook food.
eat food.
leave.


^ This

Do it
#23
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Ask /b/
They tend to have more 'creative' ideas...

You, out, now.
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#24
thats the stupidest question i've ever heard man, c'mon, seriously.
u obviously know what you should do and no one really cares your goin to your girlfriends house for 3 hours, c'mon
#25
I think he means his gf isn't there either .. no ?
in that case.. take a dump in her parents bed


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#27
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Dont you mean Twister?


Naked Twister?


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#28
Start a political discussion with your gf, find out whats in that cute noggin' of hers.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#29
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Ask /b/
They tend to have more 'creative' ideas...


I cast thee out!


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PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#30
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I'll sneak you in for a triple team if you want


TS, whether you like it or not your girlfriend will have one hell of a surprise.

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#32
Step1. Turn on F%#& like a Beast/animal(mix'd up)
Step2. air guitar(that'd ought to be a good three hours)
Step3. Show gf parents how good you are at playing air guitar Step4. dethead666 gets to have intimacy with yer gf.
#33
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sex....thought that would've been obvious

...she's not here. No-one is.

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your not actually looking for an answer here are you?
Your just bragging
Bellend lol

A bit of both.

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I think he means his gf isn't there either .. no ?
in that case.. take a dump in her parents bed

Nope, just me in the empty house...apart from her pet rabbit...hmm.

Oh, and if she was here, we couldn't do that any way, she's...bleeding.
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#34
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I'll sneak you in for a triple team if you want


TS, whether you like it or not you're girlfriend will have one hell of a surprise.


Three of us, and only one girl...

Well I guess every hole is a goal!
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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#35
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Invite me over for a double team.

Please refer to the last line of my previous post...I wouldn't if I were you dude.
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#36
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Please refer to the last line of my previous post...I wouldn't if I were you dude.



Stentroll, will you settle for a rabbit?

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MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
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I'll sneak you in for a triple team if you want


TS, whether you like it or not your girlfriend will have one hell of a surprise.


Make it quadruple.
#38
in that case....get the hell out of there.
OR cook the rabbit, wrap it up nicely and put the present on her bed.

seriously, why would you want to be in someone else's house for 3 freakin hours??

ROB HER!!!
and her stash (if any) of booze!
#39
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Nope, just me in the empty house...apart from her pet rabbit...hmm.


I think you know what needs to be done to the rabbit...


Pet it...


With your penis.


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

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#40
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Make it quadruple.

Oh lawdz, TS your girlfriends rabbit is in for one hell of a surprise.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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