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#1
i have a friend who went to a girl he really likes and said wots ur fav type of cheese ( hes a bitch i no) wots the worst thing uve said to a girl u like??????
#2
Whats wrong with asking a girl what kind of cheese she likes?
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#3
Probably

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#5
wat
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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
#7
"Gosh... stop PMSing." or anything else in reference to her being in her period.
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#8
" I like you"

The next thing she did was to exclude me and ignore me and say mean stuff to me. Tyvm.
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#11
The pheasant has no agenda.

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#12
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i have a friend who went to a girl he really likes and said wots ur fav type of cheese ( hes a bitch i no) wots the worst thing uve said to a girl u like??????

u shud put dis next to u wen ur typin

its realy gud an den we can read wut ur saying
#13
what kind of pizza do you like?

she left me the day after... should learn to keep my mouth shut

guys, never ask your girl for her preferences, in fact, don't talk to her at all. that's the only way to secure a good relationship.
#14
"So mutant people, they look funny."

By the way, I didn't mean that at all, but I'm a sweaty nervous wreck.
#16
I thought this thread was about Uwe Boll hitting on my girlfriend.
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#17
"I like your Knee-Bone"

SHe fussed about it for a second, and then I said I was kidding around trying to sound romantic by not sounding romantic at all.
I like to pick my nose and eat whatever comes out. Whatever comes out..
#19
"I'd split you like timber if I had the chance".

"Fuck, my balls itch".
#20
"speaking lik dis will make u shag me yeh?"

To summarise dis story, TS didn't get laid.

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#23
Sorry, TS, I don't speak Dumbass.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
I asked her to go get me something and when she came back, i got so nervous i didn't know whether to say thanks or thankyou so i just said thank
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#25
"I love you but if you don't put out more often I'm gonna have to give your sister a visit"
JUST A JOKE but apparently it was "sooo horrible", and now i think about i couldn't have said much worse :P didn't break up tho
#27
Quote by ZeGuitarist
u shud put dis next to u wen ur typin

its realy gud an den we can read wut ur saying


I find that you can't pull it off to pretend that you are verbally retarted, please type like your normal self.


#32
"My girlfriend and I just split up... Wanna hang out some day?"

I never got further then that. =/
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why would they star in a movie making fun of themselves

Subject: Spinal Tap.

Chill!
#33
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I find that you can't pull it off to pretend that you are verbally retarted, please type like your normal self.

One can try, good sir
#35
tit's lookin' good

comedy-gold from my friend there XD

he had a sore throat, so he wasnt bitch-slapped for that one :P
#36
"I am into you, I'm just a bit more into myself right now."
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#38
"What? Have I got shit on my face?"
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#39
im sorry TS, i dont speak short bus
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#40
i wasnt looking at your boobs! i swear! (seriously though i wasnt looking.....)
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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