#1
I was in my science class yesterday and my friend told me to say the word fur burger. So I called him a furburger and my teacher freaked out and screamed that I'm being charged with sexual harassment towards her.. ****in weird. Anyway I found it out it just means a vagina. I talked to the Principal and couldn't help but laugh my ass off when he was calling my parents saying it was a serious situation and one of the most serious ones my school has ever faced. Anyway, I'm forced also to go a sexual harassment prevention class in a coupla hours.. Pit, do you see the corruption in this?!
#2
Burn your school down.


No, seriously, burn it down. Such a tsunami of dumbass political correctness shouldnt exist.
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#3
thats rediculous.
Your science teacher is vereh silly.
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#5
You post in the Pit.
We may as well nip this misogyny thing in the bud, because you've probably caught it already.
#6
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#9
I call BS

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#12
Who the **** calls a vagina a fur burger?
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#13
was your teacher hot?
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Who the **** calls a vagina a fur burger?


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#17
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Who the **** calls a vagina a fur burger?


It was in a Harold and Kumar movie according to Urban Dictionary.. means a hairy pussy.
#21
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Burn your school down.


No, seriously, burn it down. Such a tsunami of dumbass political correctness shouldnt exist.

We gonna burn this ****a down pooky...movie reference.
#22
Quote by Underjoggle
Charlton Heston called it a fur burger.
/SNL

That was an alternate take. The original script actually called for him to say:
"Get your minge off my face, you damned dirty ape".


For some reason, the studio insisted on a rewrite.
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We gonna burn this ****a down pooky...movie reference.



special sauce spiced with semen.


ANIMAL semen.
#29
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no.


*crotch punches dethead666*

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#31
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I call BS

and

lolpwnt



This is too stupid to make up!
Yeah I did get pwn3d pretty badly.. I got lolz out it though.
#32
Lemme guess, she's a feminist who thinks all men are fvcking stupid pigs? Srsly, who the hell gets upset over that? And the Principal! "One of the most serious the school's ever faced"......WAH TEH FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOK MAN.

Aye Jesus... Political correctness is fail. It is inherently failure, no one should ever have conjured up this bastard child of a FAIL.


EDIT: Although, it still is hilarious.....
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#33
flash your science teacher - then tell her what "sexual harrassment" is.


srsly though, wtf...

In our last biology class we had an hour and a half discussion about anal sex with transexuals and our biology teacher is a woman. Your Science teacher needs to sort out her priorities.
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