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#2
You don't.
It's called foundation.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#4
Go to sex thread, and no medical questions in the Pit!
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#5
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Someones bragging subliminally.

That's hardly subliminal.




But I really do need to get rid of them.
#7
Cut off the affected skin.
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Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#8
just let them go away naturally. who cares if people look and giggle - at least you're happy, right?
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My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#9
cut it off with a knife
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#10
A skin graft is the only way.
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
#12
Quote by killsPEACHES
How does one go about removing them?

>.>
<.<


You don't. Hickeys are like a human equivalent of a dog pissing on a tree.
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#14
Get somone to punch your hickey then say,someone punched you thats why you have a bruise,so it wont be like your lieing.
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#15
rub negative side of a big battery on it for 2 minutes. it should fade some
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#16
that wikihow thing was good ^
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#18
smear feces on it
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#19
Why would you want to get rid of it?
Hickeys are like badges of honor. You wear em with pride.
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#20
Quote by Nexium
Get somone to punch your hickey then say,someone punched you thats why you have a bruise,so it wont be like your lieing.

You are the most intelligent person I have ever been so privileged to encounter.
#21
Just tell em' your dog has some internal flesh eating disease and that she slobbered all over the infection area. Works like a charm.
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#24
Quote by killsPEACHES
How does one go about removing them?

>.>
<.<


Does mommy not approve?

Just put some sodium hydroxide on it.
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#25
I heard you have to get a piece of wood, a wire brush and a lot of tissue... good luck with that...
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#26
Quote by Nexium
Get somone to punch your hickey then say,someone punched you thats why you have a bruise,so it wont be like your lieing.




PUNCH MUH HICKEY
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#27
Quote by killsPEACHES
How does one go about removing them?

>.>
<.<

Awww, that's cute
Ego inflating praise here:
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#28
you have to get the person that gave you the hickey a reverse hickey, preferably at noon and next to 4 dozen raving pigeons

should cure it up a treat =]
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#31
take a hairbrush and rub the hickey with it for about ten minutes, then bag of frozen peas for ten, and repeat. it won't get rid of it, but it will only last a few days this way, not a few weeks.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#32
paint over it
I pressed her thigh and death smiled


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#33
Quote by RHCP94
Cut off the affected skin.


This.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#34
its a form of ecchymosis. hickeys r rly tiny hemmorages scattered over the span of the hickey. therefore u cant remove them. you heal from them

p.s. you can heal from them faster with good ol vitamin c to fix the damaged collagen etc.
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#36
this has happened to me alot, and having very strict religious parents definately made it worse. my friend told me that you've gotta rub vaseline on it, then take a vaccume on it's lowest setting and hold it there for a couple minutes. then rub the vaseline off with a clothe soaked in rubbing alcohol. it doesn't get rid of it completely, but it definately fades it a whole fukk load.

i know it sounds stupid, but it actually works.
#37
just let them go naturally
or next time have it done in a place where it wont show too much

nothing wrong with them and if you like em then who cares what people think.

hell i had a course mate ask if i had been ravaged by a vampire a few weeks ago when i came in covered in them. :p
#39
[quote="'']TS is cool because they have a hickey

seriously why would one need to get rid of a love bite. It's just somephing that happens to your body, like plauge boils




You sir are hilarious!
#40
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Someones bragging subliminally.


I concur, I believe someone made a similar thread last summer, said he only had a few hours before seeing his mom or something.

Never tried this, but ice might work. When you apply ice to your skin, your body sends less blood to that spot in order to keep your blood from cooling (which would affect your body temperature). It's worth a try, or you could just wear makeup, like a girl.
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