#1
wow, what a dumb Idea that popped into my head.

but anyways I gots a problem pit.


I have a mustache(like, a tiny little barely noticable unless ur like, 5 ft. away mustache type thing) and some punks are making fun of it. but I don't want my parents to know becuase they ask tons of questions.

So I tried putting a bandaid on there and ripping it off to c if any of the hairs would come off. That did nothing.So any other Idea's?

I kinda want the solution to be household though.

thnx in advance guys
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#5
Take tweezers and prick each one out individually.
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#8
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there's already one of this.


I couldn't find it
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Ibanez ART 300
Squier Strat
Godin 12 string Antique cedarburst
Ibanez RGD 320

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Fender 10 W

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Dunlop GCB - 95 Crybaby wah
Boss DD-7 Digital Delay
Boss MT-2 Distortion
#9
I'm not sure if this is the "ONLY" thread, but regardless.

Try using a razor? Since you indicated you mentioned your parents, surely your dad has a razor you can borrow.

Speaking of which, I'm confused as hell about not wanting your parents to know.

Mom: Is that facial hair?
You: Yeah, it i-
Mom: DEAR, COME QUICKLY! HE'S A JUVENILE DELINQUENT!

On second thought, don't shave.
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#12
Also, what kind of question will they ask?

Mom: Is thata moustache.
You: Yes. Why?
Mom: Who are you hanging out with!? My baby isn't going to be a gang member!
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#13
Are you fucking serious man?
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#14
Yay Facial Hair
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#15
It's either that, or he doesn't want his parents to know he's shaving because they want him to grow a beard in hopes it'll knock the queer right out of him.

Dad: Son, what did you do?
Tryhonesty: I shaved.
Dad: What?! Damnit, you will grow that back! And in the meantime, go outside and play basketball to get some testosterone back!
Tryhonesty: Okay, I love shooty-hoops!
Dad: Watch it!
Poor advice.