Page 1 of 2
#1
Ok so this chick just texted me this: "I would love to rustle you by the short hairs"

Wtf does it mean?

Maybe I'm just retarded, but I really don't know.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#5
She wants it in her bum.

EDIT: What's with all of these threads where people are basically bragging about something sex related, but try to make some stupid question?
#7
She wants to grab you by the pubicle hairs and swing you about her head.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#8
She might be talking about... *cough*
...er... down south... *cough*
My Last.fm
USA Fender Stratocaster | Roland Cube 60 | VOX ToneLab LE
#10
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
She wants to grab you by the pubicle hairs and swing you about her head.



That sounds painful
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#11
Quote by punkrocker10115
Ok so this chick just texted me this: "I would love to rustle you by the short hairs"

Wtf does it mean?

Maybe I'm just retarded, but I really don't know.


...


...


Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#12
She wants you to surprise sex her
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#13
Wait I didn't know you could text on a stove.
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#14
Quote by MHDrunk
She wants you to surprise sex her



P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#16
it means she wants to **** you up the pooper with a razor blade


btw, i know this sounds retarded but, does anyone know how to undo a bra? because my girl friend's blowing me right now and I don't want to look like a fag when we go for home base
#17
Quote by punkrocker10115
Wtf does it mean?

It means she's lying.
Quote by ravioli123
James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#18
Quote by Schism1985
it means she wants to **** you up the pooper with a razor blade


btw, i know this sounds retarded but, does anyone know how to undo a bra? because my girl friend's blowing me right now and I don't want to look like a fag when we go for home base


And you're posting in the Pit?? Err, okay.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#19
Quote by xaviergray


She's got you confused with one of these.


You're awesome.
I don't believe in signatures. Ah, sh...
#20
Quote by Schism1985
it means she wants to **** you up the pooper with a razor blade


btw, i know this sounds retarded but, does anyone know how to undo a bra? because my girl friend's blowing me right now and I don't want to look like a fag when we go for home base


Take her from behind, and have a good look at the bra before attempting. It's really, really simple.
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#21
Quote by Schism1985
it means she wants to **** you up the pooper with a razor blade


btw, i know this sounds retarded but, does anyone know how to undo a bra? because my girl friend's blowing me right now and I don't want to look like a fag when we go for home base



But you are a fag for lying.

NOW GTFO OUT OF MY THREAD!
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#22
Quote by Schism1985
it means she wants to **** you up the pooper with a razor blade


btw, i know this sounds retarded but, does anyone know how to undo a bra? because my girl friend's blowing me right now and I don't want to look like a fag when we go for home base

So, you're on the computer?

To TS: It means she wants to light your ass hair on fire and roll around in the ashes.
Quote by bizkitday4eva
You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



Taco Man of the Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim Club. PM HolyWars90 to join
#23
I love the answers.


Keep em' coming.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#24
nice way to get people in the pit to know a girl wants you. actually no, we really dont care
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
#25
Quote by Strato-Massacre
nice way to get people in the pit to know a girl wants you. actually no, we really dont care



Actually I really don't know what it means.
And I'm slightly drunk.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#26
So, a bit off topic here, but I'm having a 10 person orgy with me and 9 large breasted, very sexy virgin ladies and when we're done, I don't want it to be awkward when the next 10 come in. How would I stop it from being awkward?
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#27
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
So, a bit off topic here, but I'm having a 10 person orgy with me and 9 large breasted, very sexy virgin ladies and when we're done, I don't want it to be awkward when the next 10 come in. How would I stop it from being awkward?



By leaving this thread and never coming back.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#28
Quote by Strato-Massacre
nice way to get people in the pit to know a girl wants you. actually no, we really dont care
Sounds like she wants to tear out his pubes to me.

Form of torture that.
#29
Quote by freedoms_stain
Sounds like she wants to tear out his pubes to me.

Form of torture that.



Ouch
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#31
So I just texted this guy "I would love to rustle you by the short hairs"

I think I was quite clear with what I meant, what do you guys think?
#32
Quote by Schism1985
omg that's always the excuse....

"Hey ya'll i just had 1 whole shot of vodka! look how whacky i can be!"



Lets rephrase this.

I have had some to drink, but it doesn't factor in this thread.
I really can't for the life of me figure out what it means.

Happy?
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#34
Quote by punkrocker10115
Lets rephrase this.

I have had some to drink, but it doesn't factor in this thread.
I really can't for the life of me figure out what it means.

Happy?


obviously it does if you feel it's worth noting in the thread.

now give me those car keys, mister.
#35
Quote by Tire Me.
Something tells me she's gonna end up pegging you.



That sounds painful.

Unless you mean sexing me.


Quote by Schism1985
obviously it does if you feel it's worth noting in the thread.

now give me those car keys, mister.


Only 2 problems with that.

My license is suspended and my car is wrecked
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#37
Quote by punkrocker10115
That sounds painful.

Unless you mean sexing me.



Only 2 problems with that.

My license is suspended and my car is wrecked


It means both.


And remember, if you don't know what something sexual means, google images is your teacher.
#38
Quote by Tire Me.
It means both.


And remember, if you don't know what something sexual means, google images is your teacher.



I tried google before I came here.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#40
Quote by Tire Me.
I'm talking about what I suggested lol.



I know I was being funny. :P
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
Page 1 of 2