#1
If any of you havent seen this before, this is very funny. This dude made a fake myspace to mess with some users on myspace so the rest is explained at the top of the page.

www.holladaddy.com

Remember, its all for teh lulz.
Its a really long website. So browse through the middle and the ends. There is a really violent chain of messages so be warned. Its somewhere around the middle so GL and HF.
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#2
Already posted a few days ago. Check your searchbar man.


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#3
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Already posted a few days ago. Check your searchbar man.


I failed
I could have sworn this wasnt posted
If anyone sees this, i expect funny search bar jokes
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#4
I didn't think I'd lol... but I did...

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#6
at the one about cholesterol!
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#7
maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.


I lol'd
#8
ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start ****in her hard in da ass. ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i **** ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been ****ed befo'



Why does everyone say nicca instead? I don't know anybody that replaces the g with the c...
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#9
There was a thread about this a few days ago, but I have to say, I haven't lol'd like this in months
#12
Oh god. That was hilarious. I'm gonna do that around my area now. That' an amazing idea
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#13
Message she sent me:
who is this


My response:
Lakendra gurl, u talk to leeroy lately?


Her:
u got the wrong person i dont know a leeroy


Me:
gurl, u stragith up trippin. LEEROY... ya know? small boo?


Her:
no u trippin i live in pomona i dont know him u got the wrong person


Me:
So how's Leeroy doin. Tell him Im still doin fine an shyt


Her:
how can i tell somebody that if i dont know him


Me:
iS LEEROY TREATIN U GOOD? TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR... HE'LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz


Her:
ARE U NOT COMPRHENDIN I DONT GO WIT NO ****IN LEEROY


Me:
LET ME NO WEN U 2 ARE GOIN OUT 2 DA CLUB SOME TIME. I'LL HAV 2 TAG ALONG


Her:
whatever i dont know u or no motha****in leeroy so bick back


Me:
so wut u been up 2 lately?


Her:
bye


Me:
why wont u tellz me how u doin?


Her:
i dont know u i told u u got the wrong person


Me:
I jus wanna meet some new friends n shyt. What u like 2 do for fuN? Im into music, movies, readin magazines myself.

Lakendra


Her:
then y u didnt say that from the jump start


Me:
sorry gurl. so wut u up 2?


Her:
nothin at the house posted


Me:
werd gurl. U tawk 2 Leeroy at all lately?


Her:
WHO DA **** IS LEEROY I TOLD U I AINT WHO U THINK I AM DAMN WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WIT U GIRL


this is the funniest **** I've ever read.
#14
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Oh god. That was hilarious. I'm gonna do that around my area now. That' an amazing idea


Well, I noticed that the bottom 4 converstaions ALL had an AIM, so what do I do? I IM'd all of them. I got a response from 2/4.

I initially messaged one of them saying I needed a place to hide some stuff.
He replied with an all-caps WHO IS THIS?
I said that I saw his myspace and I liked the way he "rolled"
A few lines of pointless pointlessness, and one very confused African-American later, I finally revealed to him the website I obtained his AIM from.
He was mad, so mad, he decided NOT to turn off caps-lock.
He claimed he was gonna "KICK SOME NICCA"S ASS UP AND DOWN COMPTON"


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*long ass quote*

haha this is the funniest **** I've ever read.


Yea, yea, my favorite part is when he talks to the overweight white girl, and she keeps saying Whats up? and he always replies your cholesterol. She is blind i think...
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
Last edited by PluckU at Feb 1, 2009,
#15
Quote by PluckU
If any of you havent seen this before, this is very funny. This dude made a fake myspace to mess with some users on myspace so the rest is explained at the top of the page.

www.holladaddy.com

Remember, its all for teh lulz.
Its a really long website. So browse through the middle and the ends. There is a really violent chain of messages so be warned. Its somewhere around the middle so GL and HF.



Thank you so much TS. This has just made my....life.
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#16
i got a headache reading all that. it took me a couple of minutes to read one of the sentences and comprehend what they were saying, and half the time i still didnt understand it.
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#17
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i got a headache reading all that. it took me a couple of minutes to read one of the sentences and comprehend what they were saying, and half the time i still didnt understand it.

Yeah, I'm having some trouble reading them as well. I swear to God when he was talking with that one girl and suddenly had perfect grammar and said "Make love to me, my beautiful swan princess" or whatever I nearly shat myself laughing.

Then like one message later he goes back to the "ghetto" text
#18
just read that entire page, almost word for word. I have a headache from laughing so hard. Owwww..
#19
The cybering one with the chick and her 3rd grade sister made me cry from laughing so hard. That was some of the funniest **** I've read in forever.
#20
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The cybering one with the chick and her 3rd grade sister made me cry from laughing so hard. That was some of the funniest **** I've read in forever.


Thats SO EPIC
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#21
i like how the kid with the grill actually types like a human. I lol'd at italics:

"My message to him:
nigga, you ainforeel trickazz bustah


His reponse:
What do you mean not real ? I never said anything about you...

I added you cause I respect you."
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#22
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I initially messaged one of them saying I needed a place to hide some stuff.
He replied with an all-caps WHO IS THIS?
I said that I saw his myspace and I liked the way he "rolled"
A few lines of pointless pointlessness, and one very confused African-American later, I finally revealed to him the website I obtained his AIM from.
He was mad, so mad, he decided NOT to turn off caps-lock.
He claimed he was gonna "KICK SOME NICCA"S ASS UP AND DOWN COMPTON"
I'd lol epically if the author of the site actually got his ass kicked by someone over this.
#23
that's gross, the convo he had with the 17 year old. lol, but i did read the end; "now you're getting freaky, talking about" etc. but she didn't mind pretending to be a 5th grader for him

"She seems more upset over the fact that I wasn't talking about her rather than the notion of a full grown adult who can't speak English ****ing her baby sister."
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#24
hey, i just realized something. "shyt" must be replacing "shit" because the 'y' is closer to the other letters than 'i.' i do believe we're watching linguistic evolution at its finest.

or... morons. idk.
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#28
Him:
DΛYUM Yuu got AIM sexxii

Me:
First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague.

Him:
I'm on a sidekick


That's freaking epic.


The guy has no idea what or where Prague is.
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#29
in a perfect world, i would make dozens of post along this template:

*bits of conversation from holladaddy*



but, that would piss you guys off and ruin the topic.
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#30
I like how he comments on the little babies saying, "I want to buss dem guts" and every single one of them thinks it is a compliment...
#31
i lold
gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n ****. naw mean?
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#32
i kind of want to find someone on myspace and send them a message along the lines of, "Hey nicca fall i'mma peanuts 'n' shyt, but my car get stol. yu dig?"

and i would fully expect that person to agree.

so much potential...
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#33
its a pretty good idea, but hes a terrible troll. half the time, it was completely obvious.
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#34
Him:
you sexy with a mouth on you, thats what up. well you listen here im 101. top of my ****. i like how you taLK but you dont have rank you a 4th street brother and im ubn,93g, mdv u dig. i ****s with you just wish you can put that **** away for a second to be on some real ****.


Me:
"4th street brother and im ubn,93g, mdv u dig"
What's that? Some dungeons and dragons ****? You're a ****ing geek.


ROFL
#36
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Somebody on here should message him...

Good idea, they should make a new account similar to what he's done, then mind**** the **** out of him.
grok it.

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#37
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its a pretty good idea, but hes a terrible troll. half the time, it was completely obvious.


The ROFL comes in where the victims still agreed/thought he was real.
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#38
i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.
EDIT: I'm laughing so hard.
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