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#1
I vaguely remember this from last Valentines Day, and now seems the perfect time to bring it up seeing as it seemed to have been made two weeks prior to Valentines Day

"A potato. Think about it. Roses, right now, are cheap. In two weeks, they will be rediculously expensive. Potatoes are always cheap, always delicious - in a word, potatoes are consistent. Consistent like my love, which is crappy.

Roses wither and die over time. Potatoes grow extra weird crap on them. What kind of statement would you rather make to your love? "My love for you is superficial, like the beauty in this flower you will wither and die, and I'll go get a new flower." or "Yea, you might be getting kinda ugly, but my love for you continues to grow."

Plus, potatoes can be used as a battery."

So Pit...get your love a lovely spud for Valentines day

Cheers

edit: Related image



editedit: The Facebook event page if you wanna try to spread this xD
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=60346958625&ref=nf

editeditedit:

There? Better?
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Last edited by Spay at Feb 1, 2009,
#4
You know what? My girlfriend likes potatoes, I might just do that.

I'm also poor as ****.

Maybe I'll get her some carrots, onions and beef too and she can make me a nice stew
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Then where's mah goddamn potato? =3


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#9
I've created an event listing on Facebook for this if anyone is interested in trying to spread this xD
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#10
this is why ive been hoarding potatoes for months. when everyone buys out the stores for valentines day, ill be able to sell them at an inflated price. then i wont be just that guy who smells like potatoes all the time, ill be that rich guy who smells like potatoes all the time!
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#16
Not a bad idea, but I'm not sure many women would understand it...
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#19
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is it just me or does that potatoe look more like a ass then a heart.

i agree
#20
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is it just me or does that potatoe look more like a ass then a heart.


There, fixed, happy? xD
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#21
I thought this was gunna be some dodgy thread about taking a spud down a back alley and showing it a good time....
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#22
When I was 5 I stole a potato from tesco because it was shaped like a heart.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
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#25
I'm glad to see such a positive reaction to this xD
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#26
Its so true!

So, so true...

Women being women though, I'm not sure they'd appreciate it.

(No offence to women, I like women)
#27
Some reason that potato doesnt look very appetizing. My girlfriend would probably like this idea, just because its not as gay and cliche as a rose.
#28
Hmmm... My girlfriend does like potatoes...
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So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#29
Well, I have all my potatoes ready in a nice cliche but classic burlap sack =3
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#30
Best idea since bread in can! Spay for president '12!


#31
Wow, TS. You've just melted my heart there, i'm more attracted to you than ever before.

May I have your "love spuds"?
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#32
Wow, the facebook group doubled in attendees overnight. Great job! Keep it up =D
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#33
Good idea...but valentines day just engages my "bitter" mode right now so...fuck off
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#34
I may do this if my girlfriend is fine with it. Also along with something else, but she'll just have to wait and find out if I actua;;y have something else, or if I'm just messing with her head.
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I may do this if my girlfriend is fine with it. Also along with something else, but she'll just have to wait and find out if I actua;;y have something else, or if I'm just messing with her head.


You better not be just messing with her xD Potato or not, she'll be pissed.
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#37
now, why didn't i think of that?
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#39
This is literally THE best idea ever.

Me and my girl both think Valentines Day is a ridiculously overplayed lovey-dovey clusterfuck. Be nice to break tradition with a spud.

Now, to find a heart-shaped potato. Ideas, anyone, or should I just sift through the tatties at my local supermarket like a madman?
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