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#1
My friend drank too much and now is in the bathroom and throwing up. I've been making him drink water, is there anything else that I should do?
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#2
if he passes out make sure you roll him on his side
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#3
Make him drink more. Or take advantage of his unconscious body when he passes out. The first suggestion can help lead to the second.
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if he passes out make sure you roll him on his side

Seriously though, do this.
#5
Gatorade?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#6
Are you white?

If the answer to the previous question is yes, stick a carrot in his a$$. Be sure to bring it up next time you drink together.
#8
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Are you white?

If the answer to the previous question is yes, stick a carrot in his a$$. Be sure to bring it up next time you drink together.

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#10
He'll probably pass out soon, make sure he's on his side and check on him frequently to make sure he's breathing normally and whatnot. If he doesn't realize it already tell him that the more he pukes the better he'll feel.
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#11
He's just making room for more booze, dumbass. Leave him be!
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#12
mock him till he's crying and vomiting, he'll thank you tomorrow trust me on this one.
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#13
Splash cold water on his face, talk to him, and if he passes out, put him on his side, and make some elaborate fort around him with pillows and chairs and blankets.

Oh, and draw an eyepatch on him, and "Pirate Princess" on his cheeks. Apply copious amounts of lipstick and whatever else sort of makeup you can find at the store, and maybe slip him into a dress.
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#15
This happened to my friend the other night.

He had chili cheese fries and, needless to say,
they didn't change much the couple hours they spent in his stomach.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#16
This happened to me last night, in the situation of your friend.

Give him bread. Don't let him dry-heave. Give him a cup of non-iced water. Bread helps you sober up.

Other than that yeah, roll him on his side if he passes out. I didn't then again i was on the toilet for two hours.
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#17
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Gatorade?


Yep. Gatorade in the morning, and MTV2.

I don't know why, but Rob & Big, Wildboyz, and Pimp My Ride are excellent hangover shows. Swear to God.
#20
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Yep. Gatorade in the morning, and MTV2.

I don't know why, but Rob & Big, Wildboyz, and Pimp My Ride are excellent hangover shows. Swear to God.


Thats because you have to be intoxicated in some way to enjoy them
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#21
I have an idea consult the pit for more advice!
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#22
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Thats because you have to be intoxicated in some way to enjoy them


Meh Wildboyz is pretty funny completely sober IMO.

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#24
Let him throw up, then put him to bed.
In the morning tell him he's a douche.
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#25
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If he passes out, draw dicks on him with a permanent marker.


That happened to me once.

The funny thing was... I almost drove home like that. If my buddy's step-dad hadn't walked up to me in the morning and laughed his ass off, I would have never thought anything was wrong.

I'm actually glad he did that
#27
Do what you always wanted to do to his body...

By the way make sure to put him on his side.

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#28
Bwahahahaha...I remember my first beer....


I just recently had my first experience with this as well....tell him to man up and participate in something called

PUKE AND RALLY!!!
#29
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That happened to me once.

The funny thing was... I almost drove home like that. If my buddy's step-dad hadn't walked up to me in the morning and laughed his ass off, I would have never thought anything was wrong.

I'm actually glad he did that


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#30
just let him puke. he will feel better sooner that way. and make sure to laugh hard haha
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#31
I gave him saltine crackers. Will that help?
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

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#32
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I gave him saltine crackers. Will that help?


...You're kidding, right?

You know you're never supposed to give a drunk person saltine crackers...
#33
Yes there is - don't do it.
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#34
Quote by metalderek
...You're kidding, right?

You know you're never supposed to give a drunk person saltine crackers...



God yes ANYTHING but saltine crackers....I would give him more BOOZE before I gave him saltine crackers...
#35
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...You're kidding, right?

You know you're never supposed to give a drunk person saltine crackers...


#36
Quote by metalderek
...You're kidding, right?

You know you're never supposed to give a drunk person saltine crackers...

Are you being serious? Please don't kid around with me like that.
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#37
I think this is god's way of telling you shouldn't be an idiot and drink irresponsibly when you are 15.
#38
Quote by McGelie
Are you being serious? Please don't kid around with me like that.


Dude give him bread seriously. Doesnt matter what kind.

Bread, 7up so he burps, and water.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#39
Quote by metalderek
...You're kidding, right?

You know you're never supposed to give a drunk person saltine crackers...

Yeah, I heard that's how Hendrix died.
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