#3
Dont tell that to all the people who have tickets to go see it today, they might be upset.

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"I think we just figured, 'Hey, the Cardinals are here, we're here, that weird guy from the Japanese media brought a football for some reason, so why not play the Super Bowl?'" Steelers running back Willie Parker said. "Believe me, both teams just wanted to get it over with, anyway."


Last edited by NoBC14 at Feb 1, 2009,
#4
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Dont tell that to all the people who have tickets to go see it today, they might be upset.


Yeah they might do what your avatar is doing.
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#6
uhhhhmmm..

what the hell?

EDIT: oh god damn it, i didn't notice the onion thing at the top. lol
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SO this is for real? I don't think so.


NO its the onion nothing they do is real
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#11
"No excuses," Pittsburgh coach Mike Tomlin said. "Sure, we didn't have pads until the second half, we were undermanned because some players had already gone back to the hotel, and Hines didn't have his knee taped properly, which probably led to his career-ending ACL injury. But we all played under the same conditions. Next time we'll just make sure we show up at media day ready to play."
"Damn it," Tomlin added. "It's just now hitting me that we lost the Super Bowl."

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#12
"we just figured, well were here, the cardinals are here, and that japanese reporter brought a football for some reason, so lets play the super bowl!"

i love the onion.
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#14
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Now I feel like an idiot.


You should.
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#18
While reading, I kept thinking, "Does the Onion do sports? I didn't think the Onion did sports."
Needless to say, the Onion does sports.
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#19
"I thought we might quit after the first quarter, but it ended in a 7-7 tie, so we figured we would just keep playing," winning Super Bowl coach Ken Whisenhunt said. "Also, we would get the ball to begin the second half, so continuing play was certainly to our advantage."

#20
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#22
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



like the Cardinals have a chance against the Stealers
#25
that is great. I wasn't really thinking, so I didn't get that it was made up at first, then I switched to the nba page to check and saw "charles barkley finally gets that blowjob!" and "carmello anthony airballs a dunk"


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#26
Kurt Warner missed the first 15 minutes because he was busy answering questions about his spiky hair


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