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#1
That's how much money Barack Obama says is needed to kick-start the economy.

That's in-fucking-sane.

With a trillion dollars you could buy a thousand boxes of girl scout cookies for each American.
That's 3 boxes a day for each of you, for a year.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Can't we just get that?
Instead of wasting it on stupid crap.

What else could you buy with a trillion dollars?
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#2
One trillion dollars can buy a lot of bling
One trillion dollars can buy most anything
One trillion dollars buying bullets, buying guns
One trillion dollars in the hands of killers, thugs

**** the world, a lot of people gonna die tonight
**** the world, **** 'em all

One trillion dollars in Africa, Iraq
One trillion dollars and it's never coming back
One trillion dollars can buy some badass drugs
One trillion dollars makes me wanna kill myself

**** the world, a lot of people gonna die tonight
**** the world, **** 'em all

Until the sun burns from the sky
Until the sun burns so bright this world is no more
Til the sun burns from the sky
And all the people are distressed underground

One trillion dollars can buy a heart and soul
One trillion dollars buying nations of the world
One trillion dollars can make the fat lady sing
One trillion dollars, what a bull**** useless thing

**** the world, a lot of people gonna die tonight
**** the world, **** 'em all
#3
It's not the same though. To buy all those cookies, you would need real, tangible money. Obama is using money that is just credit, and that the US probably doesn't even own.
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#5
This may just be my own incorrect opinion, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the economy is slightly more important than cookies.
#6
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#7
Quote by rabidguitarist
It's not the same though. To buy all those cookies, you would need real, tangible money. Obama is using money that is just credit, and that the US probably doesn't even own.


lol, probably? The US is already over $1,000,000,000,000 in debt. :p
#9
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp

With a trillion dollars you could buy a thousand boxes of girl scout cookies for each American.
That's 3 boxes a day for each of us, for a year.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Can't we just get that?
Instead of wasting it on stupid crap.


Mmmm... Thin Mints...

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#11
You can buy.. A hella bunch 'o guitars. Signature guitars.
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#13
Quote by master
lol, probably? The US is already over $1,000,000,000,000 in debt. :p

actually, its $10,000,000,000,000.
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#14
You can buy every one in the world four copies of 24 DVD box season 1.
Buy everyone in America two high def TVs.
Buy everyone in America a watch.
#15
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This may just be my own incorrect opinion, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the economy is slightly more important than cookies.



You were saying?
#16
Quote by SmarterChild
This may just be my own incorrect opinion, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the economy is slightly more important than cookies.

Nope, you're wrong.
#18
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#19
lol if America actually made their own money this debt wouldn't be a problem. However there would be MASSIVE inflation, but still, inflation is better than immense debt and destroyed economy.
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#20
A trillion Jr. Bacon Cheese Burgers from Wendy's
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#22
Quote by rabidguitarist

that would be "1 million dollars!"

*austin powers evil trumpet music*

it would take 1 million of these images lol
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#23
If I'm not mistaken, the cost of Bush's presidency was around $11 trillion. If that retarded genetic waste of a leader could find that much money to fund whatever it was he was trying to achieve, I'm sure that our current leader will be able to find enough to at least get us going in the right direction. I don't expect the economy to be miraculously pulled out of the gutter. All I really hope for from Obama is that he gets the economy headed in the right direction.

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lol if America actually made their own money this debt wouldn't be a problem. However there would be MASSIVE inflation, but still, inflation is better than immense debt and destroyed economy.

No. No no no. Printing off more money would only make things worse. Didn't you learn anything from Post-WWI Germany? People were using the German notes as wallpaper because they were so worthless.
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#24
i would buy lots of gear...

even better... i would buy Mesa Boogie, Marshall, Ibanez, Gibson... whatever company i wanted
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#25
Quote by SmarterChild
This may just be my own incorrect opinion, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the economy is slightly more important than cookies.


The US owns no money, at all. They're loaned it, on interest. Hence this butt-fuck we call a recession. It was inevitable. And unless the monetary system changes soon, this will happen again.
#26


The economy is a little bit more important than cookies.

Also, with all those cookies you'll get a stomach ache with diarrhea, and diarrihea is BAD.
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#28
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lol, probably? The US is already over $1,000,000,000,000 in debt. :p


13 trilion actually
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#29
Quote by shakin'cakes
lol if America actually made their own money this debt wouldn't be a problem. However there would be MASSIVE inflation, but still, inflation is better than immense debt and destroyed economy.


You should talk to Zimbabwe about that I believe. In 10 years their dollar has gone from being around the same worth as an American dollar to being worth 1/1000000000000 of an American dollar.

Inflation does not work, it only makes things FAR worse.

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#30
Quote by Fat-bastard0603


The economy is a little bit more important than cookies.

Also, with all those cookies you'll get a stomach ache with diarrhea, and diarrihea is BAD.

No it isn't.

All we need to do is find 1 million millionairres who are each willing to donate 1 million dollars each.

It shouldn't be a problem.
#31
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#32
Quote by redh0tchilip3pp
No it isn't.

All we need to do is find 1 million millionairres who are each willing to donate 1 million dollars each.

It shouldn't be a problem.


That'd be a problem, I doubt there are 1 million of millionares, let alone 1 million of the who are willing to donate that amount of money.
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#33
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That'd be a problem, I doubt there are 1 million of millionares, let alone 1 million of the who are willing to donate that amount of money.

Stop taking everything I say seriously.
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#35
I could have an absolute f*cker of a night out with a trillion dollars
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#36
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I'd pay China back the money we owe. I think it's $500 billion
681 billion.

I think you should pay back the UK instead, that's only 360 billion.
#37
Quote by SmarterChild
This may just be my own incorrect opinion, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the economy is slightly more important than cookies.

only to a right wing capitalist bastard who believes in their own gain.

but each to their own.

we dont need money to survive as a well oiled society. It is the root of all evil. obama should boycott money.
#38
What a waste of money that could be spent building my secret moon base ¬.¬

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only to a right wing capitalist bastard who believes in their own gain.

but each to their own.

we dont need money to survive as a well oiled society. It is the root of all evil. obama should boycott money.



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#40
On 20 cent taco day at Taco Bell, thats like 10 trillion tacos.
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