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#1
The zesty sauce from BK that comes with onion rings is probably the closest thing to heaven in a little plastic tub. It's delicious on most things, and is so so so so good on a cold day with onion rings. I think it's horseradish and some other stuff, but I'll have to check. I'm craving some right now


Discuss the wonders of zesty sauce!


lololol I'll give YOU some 'zesty sauce'. There, I said it for you, now shut up
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#2
You want some of my Zesty Sauce baby?


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#3
Now I want...grrr
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#4
I hate that stuff
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#5
Probably 50% cancer, 20% AIDS, 29% Fail, 0.9999% gay and 0.0001% sauce
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Probably 50% cancer, 20% AIDS, 29% Fail, 0.9999% gay and 0.0001% sauce

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#8
I only like ketchup.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#10
Fuck that, I want to put off being obese and greasy for as long as possible.
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#11
Goddammit...you're spreading the craving...

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#12
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Fuck that, I want to put off being obese and greasy for as long as possible.

I like being obese and greasy
(Nah, I usually eat really healthy; this is my vice)
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#14
You don't understand… I've seen it. I've seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying… It's people! Zesty Sauce is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Soon, they'll be breeding us like cattle—for food! You gotta tell 'em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em—ZESTY SAUCE IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me… PLEASE!!!
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You don't understand… I've seen it. I've seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying… It's people! Zesty Sauce is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Soon, they'll be breeding us like cattle—for food! You gotta tell 'em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em—ZESTY SAUCE IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me… PLEASE!!!

I'd still eat it
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You don't understand… I've seen it. I've seen it happening. The ocean is dying, the plankton is dying… It's people! Zesty Sauce is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Soon, they'll be breeding us like cattle—for food! You gotta tell 'em! Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em—ZESTY SAUCE IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me… PLEASE!!!


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#17
..i would kill a million children for a whopper right now with TONS of ketchup
#18
they never give you enough sauce though. then when you ask them for more the fucking fascists try to charge you $0.25 for them.

so its now a policy of mine to never ask for any sauce at a fast food establishment until after i have paid. they usually stare at you for a second and start to say, "sir, we're not allowed..." but if you stare back at them long enough, i guess they figure its just easier to give it to you.
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#19
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they never give you enough sauce though. then when you ask them for more the fucking fascists try to charge you $0.25 for them.

so its now a policy of mine to never ask for any sauce at a fast food establishment until after i have paid. they usually stare at you for a second and start to say, "sir, we're not allowed..." but if you stare back at them long enough, i guess they figure its just easier to give it to you.

Really? I've never had to pay for sauce.
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#23
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Really? I've never had to pay for sauce.


just extra sauce. and i like to drown my onion rings in it, so i usually need about three or four sauces.

but then again, the bk by me is especially shitty, even by fast food standards.
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#24
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
just extra sauce. and i like to drown my onion rings in it, so i usually need about three or four sauces.

but then again, the bk by me is especially shitty, even by fast food standards.

I dunno, I always take about 3 or ask for extra and they usually just put it in. Your BK must be very stingy


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Is it anything like Fancy sauce, mayonaise and ketchup?

*Zesty sauce for the reference*

Not really. It's tangy and orange-colored.
I looked up ingredients and there's horseradish, tomato paste, vinegar, garlic, a bit of mustard, and some other stuff.
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#25
Meh. It's aiiight. I rather have my Popeye's any day.

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#27
Mmmm, BK zesty sauce is equal to or greater then orgasm in a plastic container


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#28
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I dunno, I always take about 3 or ask for extra and they usually just put it in. Your BK must be very stingy


im beginning to think its just a conspiracy against me. its the same thing with mcdonalds.

"can i get a hotsauce?"
"sir you didnt order any chicken products"
"yes i know, i like to put it on my fries"
"fries? well, im sorry, sir, but you didnt order a chicken product so i cant give you a hotsauce. you may purchase one for $0.25 though..."

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#29
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im beginning to think its just a conspiracy against me. its the same thing with mcdonalds.

"can i get a hotsauce?"
"sir you didnt order any chicken products"
"yes i know, i like to put it on my fries"
"fries? well, im sorry, sir, but you didnt order a chicken product so i cant give you a hotsauce. you may purchase one for $0.25 though..."


What the hell. Take me with you next time. I'll show them who's boss of the sauce
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#30
I want some onion rings and zesty sauce!!! and an angry whopper.after the zesty sauce, angry whoppers are the shizz!!!! too bad im broke pissed they got rid of the loaded steakhouse that comes after the other 2 lol
#31
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What the hell. Take me with you next time. I'll show them who's boss of the sauce


lol be my guest. ive gone so far as to try bribing the workers with $0.25 just so i dont have to pay the restaurant a quarter for something that costs them less than a penny.

that actually worked though. the girl working just kinda laughed and handed me a few sauces.
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#32
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Goddammit...you're spreading the craving...

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you need to google for the nearest bk?

really?


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#33
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lol be my guest. ive gone so far as to try bribing the workers with $0.25 just so i dont have to pay the restaurant a quarter for something that costs them less than a penny.

that actually worked though. the girl working just kinda laughed and handed me a few sauces.

That's good haha. Work some corruption

It really is ridiculous though. It's like when they charge you for a water cup. It really doesnt cost them much of anything.
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#34
No, Zax sauce from Zaxby's is the best. For those in the Southern USA
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#36
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That's good haha. Work some corruption

It really is ridiculous though. It's like when they charge you for a water cup. It really doesnt cost them much of anything.

That's like fountain soda. The soda costs them nothing they have endorsement deals with the companies or some sh*t it's the cups they have to pay for
#37
Wow, I'm eating chicken fries with zesty sauce right as I saw this thread...
#38
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That's good haha. Work some corruption

It really is ridiculous though. It's like when they charge you for a water cup. It really doesnt cost them much of anything.


yeah. the only time i dont mind is when i ask for big mac sauce on double cheeseburgers. the principal of it still pisses me off, but i love the big mac sauce so it balances out.
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#40
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yeah. the only time i dont mind is when i ask for big mac sauce on double cheeseburgers. the principal of it still pisses me off, but i love the big mac sauce so it balances out.

That sounds good. i havent had a burger is 4.5 years =/
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