#1
So there I was, sat there watching the X-Factor having a fap while watching Cheryll Cole, then along comes Louis Walsh just as I spilt the beans! I fapped over Louis Walsh. But now I have Sky+, so that's never gunna happen again... anyone else had any nasty experiences? Not necessarily with Louis Walsh...
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Cracka, what the **** are you talking about?
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#6
So you were jacking your bone to a bag of bones?

Seriously Cheryll isnt that fit anymore...




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#8
You fapped to Cheryl Cole?

haha
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#10
Wait...
What?
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[18:50:04] Browny is a connoisseur of socks says:
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[18:50:34] - Sam - says:
So there I was, sat there watching the X-Factor having a fap while watching Cheryll Cole, then along comes Louis Walsh just as I spilt the beans! I fapped over Louis Walsh.


See what you do?!
#16
wow, i am definitely sigging this out of context.
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I fapped over Louis Walsh.


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#17
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We've all been there.


No, no we haven't all been there.

Just you and TS.
#20
I had the same problem, I was fapping to Louie Walsh and then that skinny geordie cow comes along, it makes me feel unclean afterwards.
#22
I knew the pit was full of horny teenagers, but Cheryl Cole? Damn, how have you sunk so low.
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#24
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You liar.

You're all liars.


Don't worry young one, their time will come.

I would suggest about making a group called the "I Fapped Over Louis Walsh Group" But I can't see that leading anywhere good...
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#25
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You liar.

You're all liars.


admit you like louis walsh and we can all leave!
#30
Hilarious troll is hilarious? Kind of... ?
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#31
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What is sky+?


'Sky' is a company that provides television channels (can't think of a better way of phrasing that) and 'Sky+' is an attachment to this which allows you to rewind and fast forward shows as well as recording them.
#32
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I think Tivo is the American equivalent.


Ah...

It doesn't make sense though. TS obviously has the internet. He doesn't need to be watching tv for this crap.

I didn't know who these people were but I looked it up.



Why?
#33
HAHAHAHAHA

that has to be the funniest thing i have ever not understood in my life.

i thought i was the only one who didnt know that the **** you were talking about, and then i scrolled down.

haha

i got a good laugh out of that.
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