Poll: Do You Piss in the Toilet Water?
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View poll results: Do You Piss in the Toilet Water?
Yes, I do go in the water
14 44%
No, I do not go in the water
18 56%
Voters: 32.
#1
Alright, so when I piss I don't actually hit the water, but like around it so it just trinkles down and doesn't make a lot of noise. However, I notice a lot of people just go for the water because I can hear so. So what do you do, and why?
#2
Useless thread man, AWAY!

I alternate, it's a form of OCD.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#3
i dont care.
My red is so confident that he flashes trophies of war and
ribbons of euphoria
#4
i hit the bowl
watch out tho
if you hit the bowl at the wrong angle itll spray off to the side
#6
Wherever my weapon of mass construction decides to shoot its toxic waste.
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#7
i have a theory that if I hit the water when I pee, the water gets me back by bouncing up and hitting my asscrack when i'm taking a crap later that day.
#11
i don't piss.


EVER.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#13
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#15
Quote by AliceNchainZ
i usually hit the water unless i'm trying to be quiet, like at night


Ninja pissing?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#16
I like to change between them, and make music whilst I p!ss
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haha
#17
the shower... it just feels good as well as the psychological freedom
BE HAPPY

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#19
I hit the water. I like hearing the crushing waterfall sound emitted from my manhood.
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Someone made a sensible post. Well done, genuinely. Adamonia, that is.

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Adamonia, I completely agree with every single word you just said.

Dum Spiro Spero.
#20
Quote by AlecMag
Ninja pissing?

Yes exactly, if you've ever taken alternate karate then you would know. But yes, I ninja piss.
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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