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#5
vince tyhe shamwow guy is better.
every one knows it....
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xjosheex, you have made a simple answer to it all haha


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I hope he gets a blood disease and dies alone and screaming.


I mean that in the nicest way possible of course.
#6
Quote by cwl
at first i was like :|
then i was like :|

+1
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#8
[quote="'xjosheex :['"]vince tyhe shamwow guy is better.
every one knows it....
totally. i don't feel like a rape victim after a shamwow! commercial
#10
The first one sucked. The second was mildy entertaining. "Fatass broke a chair? Why not just fix it?" "Optimus prime can't even break this ****"
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#11
Quote by loudog93
totally. i don't feel like a rape victim after a shamwow! commercial

I do.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#16
"Green to white technology will happen."

"You just put this on, and guess what? F*cking Optimus Prime can't even tear this sh*t off."

The second one is way better.
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
-Frank Zappa

"Where words fail, music speaks."
-Hans Christian Andersen
#17
Quote by bendystraw


First link doesn't work for me.
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
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My own home-made octave-up pedal
#21
Second one's the best.

On a semi related note, my letter to the editor of my local newspaper about Billy Mays didn't get published. :[
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#23
Quote by Kata Dante
Second one's the best.

On a semi related note, my letter to the editor of my local newspaper about Billy Mays didn't get published. :[

That thread was awesome though...
#26
I lol'd. the barney dub made me lol too. 'you's a fine bitch" "me so hawney"
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#28
Quote by TheQuailman
What the bamboozle?

This is also the "Half life: Full life consequences" guy.
#31
Quote by bendystraw
That thread was awesome though...

Yeah... :'[
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coryklok is my e-hubby! ^_^
rip Billy Mays <3
#33
the first one wasn't that bad
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#35
hahahaha


Holy hell, these are funny.

This one's good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9g3b65yi0g

"Some people say it's 39.95....fuck that ****, I'm gonna give you two of these motherfuckers for 19.95."

You get two of these bad boys and a gopher for 80 bucks....just fuckin' with ya, it's 20 bucks."
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#38
I love OP. I've almost had a heart attack because I've laughed so hard... check out the other videos too, especially the 'Kaboom!' dub. I thought I'd laugh until I died.
#39
Quote by bendystraw

We'll send the weed with lightning speed.


Deaf bastard...
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#40
Quote by Froboarder
The first one sucked. The second was mildy entertaining. "Fatass broke a chair? Why not just fix it?" "Optimus prime can't even break this ****"


This
Life is underrated.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
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