Things you have done that have made other people avoid you for a while

#1
Inspired by what just happened to me.

So I was taking this huge dump, right? Well, my mother was just down the hall all the while.

After I drop the kids off, I look in to evaluate the situation and guess what? They weren't there.


This is by no means a rare occurrence, but just the same I shouted, "I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN! FEAR ME!"


Well, my mother heard and now she's sort of stand offish.


Post similar experiences.
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#2
Haha!!


Where did it actually go then?

But on topic, ermm... I'm sure it may have happened, just none come to mind. So probably nothing worth any of you reading anyways. Not that this was...
#3
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#4
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So I was taking this huge dump

i stopped reading there cus i got such a massive bonner and almost passed out
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Where did it actually go then?

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apparently this guy's floaters don't float...
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apparently this guy's floaters don't float...

But then you would just be able to see it sunk at the bottom...
#10
i call them ghost poopies. they dissapear down the pipe. sometimes after i flush they flot back to the bowl. very odd occurance.
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#11
I fapped, came up my wall but it was on a band poster. I didn't realise because my eyes were closed at said orgasm.

Long story short my dad walked in and thought I was tugging it to Green Day and cumming all up the poster. =/ Got it all over Mike Dirnt's face... Not good aiming.

That was an awkward conversation.
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#13
Lots of things, but the best one by far was when I drank half a bottle of Jaegermeister in the back of a friends emo-friend's car on a windy Welsh road, and inevitably I threw up everywhere and passed out, and resultantly my girlfriend then threw up in the back of the car and barely clasping onto consciousness, phoned my parents who were at a big family dinner - When I got home (passed out) my brother, my good friend who was drunk and my girlfriend had to carry me into the house, where I was checked for alcohol poisoning, and when the were sure I might survive 'til daybreak, I slept on the sofa.

I woke up and thought I'd died, and I was so ill that I gave up drinking for 6 months... and all of this I achieved when I was 17!

Compared to shouting out a goofy phrase and one of your relatives hearing it, I think I won this one.
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#16
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CANNIBAL CORPSEEE!!!!
Cryptopsy own them tho XD

what?


^ to the guy above me, it's a joke relax
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#17
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CANNIBAL CORPSEEE!!!!
Cryptopsy own them tho XD


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I was thinking the same thing.
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Lots of things, but the best one by far was when I drank half a bottle of Jaegermeister in the back of a friends emo-friend's car on a windy Welsh road, and inevitably I threw up everywhere and passed out, and resultantly my girlfriend then threw up in the back of the car and barely clasping onto consciousness, phoned my parents who were at a big family dinner - When I got home (passed out) my brother, my good friend who was drunk and my girlfriend had to carry me into the house, where I was checked for alcohol poisoning, and when the were sure I might survive 'til daybreak, I slept on the sofa.

I woke up and thought I'd died, and I was so ill that I gave up drinking for 6 months... and all of this I achieved when I was 17!

Compared to shouting out a goofy phrase and one of your relatives hearing it, I think I won this one.


No, because his was epic. And funny.

And involved magicians.


And poopoo.
#21
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"I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN! FEAR ME!"




I used to always leave the toilet door open whilst going for a piss. A few years back I stopped.

I would always shake my magic stick (as you do) but I would never put it away until I turned around. I don't know why Anyway as soon as I turned around my mother's friend was walking up the stairs which has a full site of the doorway to the bathroom.

Yes, she saw my penis.

Awkward.
#22
well about six years ago i shat myself at school, that's always a good one, try it makes everyone think you're really cool!
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#23
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I used to always leave the toilet door open whilst going for a piss. A few years back I stopped.

I would always shake my magic stick (as you do) but I would never put it away until I turned around. I don't know why Anyway as soon as I turned around my mother's friend was walking up the stairs which has a full site of the doorway to the bathroom.

Yes, she saw my penis.

Awkward.


Gotta love it. I usually leave it open when pissing.