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#1
I nearly shat my bed in the morning when I was greeted by this little buddy.



I haven't got a clue how this happened. There's a radiator by my bed, but it's hard to believe that it could burn that badly, as it doesn't feel that hot at all. And how the hell did I not wake up from the pain?

So my new theory is that it's a spider bite.

#2
that's disgusting.
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#9
EW WTF.....dude go to the doctor that is nasty!
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#10
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Go to a f*cking doctor you daft twat!
#12
its an embryo.
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#15

Go to the hospital before it grows eyes and starts talking to you.
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#19
dude.

WHAT THE ****?
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#20
*Looks at picture*

WHAT THE **** IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away*
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#23
Keep it, then when you get in a fight with someone, punch them in the face. They'll get a black eye, and whatever STIs you may be carrying.
#26
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*Looks at picture*
WHAT THE **** IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away*


I had the exact same reaction.
Seriously though TS, go to the doctor NAOOOO.
#27
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Keep it, then when you get in a fight with someone, punch them in the face. They'll get a black eye, and whatever STIs you may be carrying.


I already thought about robbing the gas station by threatening the clerk with small pox.

But seriously, I doubt it's nothing serious.
#28
Don't worry, it's nothing

You're just evolving.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#31
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I made it aesthetically pleasing.



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#33
Its a burn lol.

You've got burnt skin down your pinky aswel you nub

A hot radiator can do that damage if you press against it for a fair while. Since you were unconcious you dont have the usual reflex which is to withdraw the hand automaticly.

Id pop it, tear off the skin and cover it with anticeptic + plaster. I know youre ment to leave them but they just pop anyway.

Predit: Pit doctorism

Be glad you wernt 'physically excited' when you touched the radiator.
Last edited by Preid at Feb 1, 2009,
#34
Lets turn this a Photoshop thread.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#35
does it have a brain. talk to it, learn its ways, and its weaknesses, then destroy it
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#38
Maybe, just maybe, there was spider that didn't just bite you, but laid eggs inside of you. Hundreds of little baby spiders...
#39
doctor seriously man
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