#1
I was jamming at my drummer's place and I've come to the sound conclusion that his step dad is... charitably: a very unpleasant person, and uncharitably: a ****in asshole.

We were just chillin and eating pizza when he came in and said ''hey you, is that your car parked outside in mMY driveway?''

I thought he was gankin' me, cuz his driveway is plenty large enough for 4 cars, so nevermind nly 2 cars. So I said ''Indeed''

And he said ''YOU, parked into MY driveway?!?!?!?!''

me ''An astute observation, my good sir''

And he just flipped right there and went onto this rant, and then threw in the remark ''BTW!!! I've noticed that your music has progressed into becoming marginally listenable, it's nice to see all that hard practice finally payoff''

The ****er :P

When he left, my drummer said ''I swear to god, one day im gonna punch him in the face''

I wasn't offended though, I thought it was all really funny, apparently he's a priest so haha.
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EDIT: wheres the funny story?
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#3
Go jack it allll over his driveway. Then **** on it.
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wheres the funny story?


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#6
My guitarists dad just sits there and stares at me while I'm drumming...needless to say, it's creepy
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Man if I ever get a band going, I'm eating pizza during band practice too.

I know right?

Musicians ... eating because they're human and thus require sustenance?!?!?!?!?!?!

Unheard of right? :P
#11
Dude, you pissed off a priest!!!!!! That's Fan-****ing-tastic!!!!
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You parked....in the man's driveway...


Dude, what's your deal?


Seriously! Parking in another man's driveway is heavily frowned upon and some consider it a major sin. You're lucky you still have all of your limbs intact.
#13
Another story kinda like that:

My friend was having sex with his girlfriend in her house, while her mom was at work. Her mom hated my friend with a passion, to say the least. She got off early, came home, and caught them in the act. She went ballistic on my friend, while he's standing there completely naked at full staff. Finally, she yells "Get the **** out of my house!" He looked at her and with a completely straight face, said "I would, but you parked behind me."
It was hilarious to hear all this the next day at school
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Another story kinda like that:

My friend was having sex with his girlfriend in her house, while her mom was at work. Her mom hated my friend with a passion, to say the least. She got off early, came home, and caught them in the act. She went ballistic on my friend, while he's standing there completely naked at full staff. Finally, she yells "Get the **** out of my house!" He looked at her and with a completely straight face, said "I would, but you parked behind me."
It was hilarious to hear all this the next day at school

best thing I've heard all night!
#19
You should have just been like, "Whiddly whiddly whiddly whiddly whiddly WAHHHH!!!"
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You should have just been like, "Whiddly whiddly whiddly whiddly whiddly WAHHHH!!!"

i wrote that myself. it's called "i wanna rock your body"
#21
Maybe you parked on his cat or something
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#22
Hmmm...rape him?


Oh wait...

"In American republic, priests rape you!"

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