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#1
For real, guys

I know I used to be the typical middle school kid that annoyed older kids and talked **** on Xbox live. But I grew the **** up; Life hit me in the face

Anyways, we've got 3 computers going and Xbox live so ****'s being slow and my cousin was playing a game with the same name on one of the laptops as on the xbox live account and the kid was like "It's lagging because so and so and I have the same names on here, that's why" and we were like

I'll skip all the other bs he said

I was playing guitar, I think I was playing mad world, by gary jules and my cousin said "hey that's that sad song I like, what's it called? familiar places, lonely faces" "yeah, jordan, mad world"

then the kid goes "can you play welcome to the jungle" I say "no". Becuase I can't, I've never learned it, I probably never will.

He tells me that Def Leppard wrote that song and then Guns n Roses re wrote it. He said his cousin has all the def lep cds and that the riff was on there... or that maybe gnr wrote it and def lep stole it or "rewrote it"

Do you guys know anything of that? I told him that it was highly unlikely, he persists.
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#5
I love midgets.
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#7
Did you guys know that the furthest a midget has been thrown is 12 feet and 9 inches.
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#8
I did not know that. That is amazing!
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#11
anything involving midgets is funny to me
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#12
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So, that makes you a Freshman in high school right?


Midgets dont go to high school
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#14
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Did you guys know that the furthest a midget has been thrown is 12 feet and 9 inches.


Did you know that the longest yard ever recorded was three feet, seven inches?
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#15
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Obviously.

Actually, i think kurt cobain might've actually got it from Dimebag Darrel of Slipknot.

But then again, he was infamous for plagerizing riffs by Jimmy Page of Pink Floyd.
#17
I'm not a midger
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#18
The **** are you guys talking about.

The welcome to the jungle solo is clearly of Herman Li design.
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#19
Did you know that if you lose a fight to a midget you become one?
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#21
midgets are small.
midgets are not tall
i feel stalked
this thread is now hi jacked.
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#24
hey everybody! GNR wrote the riff, get over it. Stop spamming.


/joke


anyone know who that midget is in the picture?


It would be so cool to be a midget.

EDIT: Didn't see that above me.
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#25
Thats a fine looking midget you have thar
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#26
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anything involving midgets is funny to me

what if we combined the hilariousness of fighting midgets with the hilariousness of the benny hill theme.
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'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#27
I don't like em too, but I have to go to school with middle schoolers EVERY DAY!
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#29
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For real, guys

I know I used to be the typical middle school kid that annoyed older kids and talked **** on Xbox live. But I grew the **** up; Life hit me in the face

First of all: lol.
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Anyways, we've got 3 computers going and Xbox live so ****'s being slow and my cousin was playing a game with the same name on one of the laptops as on the xbox live account and the kid was like "It's lagging because so and so and I have the same names on here, that's why" and we were like

I was playing guitar, I think I was playing mad world, by gary jules and my cousin said "hey that's that sad song I like, what's it called? familiar places, lonely faces" "yeah, jordan, mad world"

then the kid goes "can you play welcome to the jungle" I say "no". Becuase I can't, I've never learned it, I probably never will.

He tells me that Def Leppard wrote that song and then Guns n Roses re wrote it. He said his cousin has all the def lep cds and that the riff was on there... or that maybe gnr wrote it and def lep stole it or "rewrote it"

Do you guys know anything of that? I told him that it was highly unlikely, he persists.

And second: stop saying "the kid".
#30
Im not even going to lie. Whenever i see a midget i get visions of the midget being flung hundreds of feet in the air.
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#31
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This thread is now about Midgets


Midgets are awesome.




as for the first topic, younger kids are not awesome.

Seriously though, it's just the age. They don't know any better.
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#32
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Did you know that if you lose a fight to a midget you become one?


Did you know that if you kick a midget in the nuts, he turns into eight gold coins, that you can take to the market and buy a fine, fat goose for your goodly wife? Also, if you throw a midget in a tub of hot water, he makes Sleepytime tea.
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#33
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Did you know that the longest yard ever recorded was three feet, seven inches?



lol thats very true
#34
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*reported* for thread hijacking.


hey man, take it easy
And we will weave in and out of sanity unnoticed
Swirling in blissfully restless visions of all our bleary progress
Glowing in radiant madness
#35
also, throwing a midget in a well will give you unlimited luck
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Bitches be Crazy.

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#36
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Did you know that if you kick a midget in the nuts, he turns into eight gold coins, that you can take to the market and buy a fine, fat goose for your goodly wife? Also, if you throw a midget in a tub of hot water, he makes Sleepytime tea.


I love you.

Also, it's if you hit a midget in the head he turns into 8 gold coins. If you kick him in the nuts he turns into squirrels and they run off into the forest.
#37
midgets can play welcome to the jungle
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#39
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hey man, take it easy

Why? Thread Hijacking is bannable offense. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034318

A user makes a thread with a purpose and another user spams by trying to convert the thread into something as stupid and pointless as midgets with no real discussion. If you want to have a thread about midgets, make your own thread instead of spamming another and have your own thread closed later on.
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#40
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Why? Thread Hijacking is bannable offense. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1034318

A user makes a thread with a purpose and another user spams by trying to convert the thread into something as stupid and pointless as midgets with no real discussion. If you want to have a thread about midgets, make your own thread instead of spamming another and have your own thread closed later on.



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