#1
I mean those school dances.. Obviously many people, including me, think they suck and won't even go there. Well, I just wanna ask how do you get "good" at dancing? Do people just throw their fist up anywhere and go hardcore random moves at fast songs and just slowly swing side to side with their partners (again, randomly)? Or is there a formal method in which they learned it as?
#3
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I mean those school dances.. Obviously many people, including me, think they suck and won't even go there. Well, I just wanna ask how do you get "good" at dancing? Do people just throw their fist up anywhere and go hardcore random moves at fast songs and just slowly swing side to side with their partners (again, randomly)? Or is there a formal method in which they learned it as?

Do whatever you feel like. You wont get any better sitting in your room complaining on forums.
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#4
Me and some friends hardcore danced at our school dance. We got kicked out lol
#6
Do what feels right, move to the rhythm and copy somebody who looks like they know what they're doing

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Me and some friends hardcore danced at our school dance. We got kicked out lol

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#7
Alcohol. I'm dead serious, you don't just think you're good- you actually gain dancing skillz. Or weed if you're into that kind of thing.
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#8
I'm guessing you're in-experienced with the whole getting out of the house thing?

Shiiit, the last time I was moshing (or dancing, if you've been emasculated) I Elbowed one of my mates in the side of the head and he fell over abruptly, and me and my psychotic girlfriend positioned ourselves between some 4 foot emos and the band we were watching, so we ruined it for them, too - not to mention the mosh pit we founded - and we did all of that while sober.

If you need to think about ''dancing'', or whatever you call it, the you're not doing it right.
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#9
No need to chirp this kid, he's clearly in like grade seven.

Just do whatever, no one else is going to know what they're doing either.
Just find the beat and be confident, and you'll be fine.
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#10
you grind with the chick..then hook up with her..then bring her back to your car and secks her.
#11
here's an easy...

step1: you put your hand up like you're saluting hitler.

step2:you wave it side to side like you just don't care.

you've graduated from cool school.

also a variation is adding an underhanded 'chop' with the other hand, kinda like the sprinkler but it ain't lame.

protip: bob your head if neccessary. and drink alcohol cause then you dance like you don't give a fuck and cut loose.
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#12
Just do what I did at school dances... leave, go to the cemetery and get high. Its way more fun, and you have a much better chance at getting laid.
#13
Beer. Beer is the key my friend.
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#14
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I'm guessing you're in-experienced with the whole getting out of the house thing?

Shiiit, the last time I was moshing (or dancing, if you've been emasculated) I Elbowed one of my mates in the side of the head and he fell over abruptly, and me and my psychotic girlfriend positioned ourselves between some 4 foot emos and the band we were watching, so we ruined it for them, too - not to mention the mosh pit we founded - and we did all of that while sober.

If you need to think about ''dancing'', or whatever you call it, the you're not doing it right.


i hope your joking. i don't see how giving your mate a black eye and ruinning the night of a couple of kids can be fun. maybe you shouldn't be giving advice on getting out of the house.

Also dancing is fun. just copy other people who you think are good. eventually you will get better. but yes beer is a good catalyst. but only when you are old enough.
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Just do what I did at school dances... leave, go to the cemetery and get high. Its way more fun, and you have a much better chance at getting laid.

Maybe if youre gay.
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#16
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Maybe if youre gay.


Woah shit! What a comeback!

Can I right this one down? Right next to "... your mom"?
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#17
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Just do what I did at school dances... leave, go to the cemetery and get high. Its way more fun, and you have a much better chance at getting laid.


*NECRO ALERT*
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#18
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Woah shit! What a comeback!

Can I right this one down? Right next to "... your mom"?

Woah ****, maybe you should write it down right next to "need new sarcasm detector".
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#19
Do a twinkle twinkle little star dance..
The one where you pretend to be griping something..

If you're lucky you can grab some boobies
#21
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Whatchu talkin' bout, willis?


Actually, my names Sam *extends hand*

Also, did you really not get what i said?
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#22
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Actually, my names Sam *extends hand*

Also, did you really not get what i said?


Twas in no way a necro...so...yeah

And nice to meet you, Sam. You may call me Thadeus.
#23
at my schools dances it is usually just freak dancing, the guy just stands there while the girl all but has sex with him.
grok it.

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#24
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Twas in no way a necro...so...yeah

And nice to meet you, Sam. You may call me Thadeus.


Hello Thadeus, how do you do.

He said he went to the cemetary and had a better chance of getting laid there. That put up a little red flag in my head.
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#26
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Hello Thadeus, how do you do.

He said he went to the cemetary and had a better chance of getting laid there. That put up a little red flag in my head.



Ahh, well then I misunderstood.

Apologies, Sam...you may proceed.
#27
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Ahh, well then I misunderstood.

Apologies, Sam...you may proceed.


No no, I feel no further need to alert people of a possible necrophiliac, instead I shall retreat to the den and enjoy a crumpet. Good day sir Thadeus *tips hat*
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#28
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Maybe if youre gay.


... Wow

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I have to admit that was pretty good.
#29
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... Wow


I have to admit that was pretty good.


I felt kinda bad because... Magus is so awesome...
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#30
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I felt kinda bad because... Magus is so awesome...


Hey, I gotta respect a good burn. I'm sure Magus would feel the same... hes just too bad ass to care