#1
Well Pit, What are the best excuses to get out of class/a day of school/work/whatever

I'll start with:

"Sorry miss, I couldn't come today because I had to wait for my term paper to be delivered by fed-ex"

"Sorry I couldn't come to school today, I got hit by a bus on the way there. However I went to a faith healer this afternoon and I'm cured!"

(This one's for the pit)
"Sorry Miss, I had to take your daughter to the clinic for an abortion, she decided we weren't ready for kids".

Go!!!
The gear:

* Epiphone Les Paul Custom
* Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 String
* Fender Squier P Bass
* Blackstar Stage HT-60
* Original Crybaby
* EHX Small Clone
* Boss DD-3
#5
Quote by goest
Searchbar.

I can say this with confidence, for I checked for accuracy.


I searchbarred this...dont be a troll
The gear:

* Epiphone Les Paul Custom
* Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 String
* Fender Squier P Bass
* Blackstar Stage HT-60
* Original Crybaby
* EHX Small Clone
* Boss DD-3
#9
Quote by goest


Uhh i believe thats worst excuses...This is the best excuses...opposite dumbass
The gear:

* Epiphone Les Paul Custom
* Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 String
* Fender Squier P Bass
* Blackstar Stage HT-60
* Original Crybaby
* EHX Small Clone
* Boss DD-3
#10
Quote by hendrixftw
Uhh i believe thats worst excuses...This is the best excuses...opposite dumbass


Same premises. Therefore, take it to the other thread.
#12
Quote by hendrixftw
Uhh i believe thats worst excuses...This is the best excuses...opposite dumbass

What do you really think "best excuses" and "worst excuses" mean, if your "best" excuses include "I took your daughter for an abortion"?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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