#1
Ever have one of those days where your unstoppable at work? On a monday no less?

I've got one going right now, I just blew the VP of operations socks off with a presentation, I closed out 10+ IT service request, and I got the ball rolling on a few projects left over from some dick-head who used to pertend to work here.

Anyways, feel free to share your untouchable 8 hrs. of chaos. FYI getting away with fapping at work is not an accomplishment... or is it?
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#5
Quote by Twisted Magnum
I had sex with the VP.


Oh sh-


If you have a hot VP, I'm beyond jealous right now!!! Lucky bastard!!!
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#7
I'm normally awesome at work. It's my last week this week so I am writing lots of instructions for how to do things when I'm gone.

I got the day off today though because there was like a metre of snow where I live. Normally we just get a few inches every winter but that's it.

That's what she said.


#8
Quote by gizmodious
If you have a hot VP, I'm beyond jealous right now!!! Lucky bastard!!!


What does your company's VP look like?

Is she hot?
#9
Quote by Twisted Magnum
What does your company's VP look like?

Is she hot?


Think of a young Bruce Cambell, except he's blond with shorter hair and he's like 6'4.

All of my VP's are dudes... but you could shoot a swimsuit issue with the girls from HR... damn those girls are smokin' hot.

Kind of a double edged sword though, you can't **** with HR lol
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#11
QA/IT.

Wierd combo I know, but I wrote a program on facility inspection that I have to beta test and debug it, so I'm an IT Analyst who does Quality Assurance work. ****ing wierd I know.

I'd love to hate HR here, but theres so damn gorgeous its impossible. I hate to see them go but I love to watch em leave!!!
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#12
Quote by gizmodious
QA/IT.

Wierd combo I know, but I wrote a program on facility inspection that I have to beta test and debug it, so I'm an IT Analyst who does Quality Assurance work. ****ing wierd I know.

I'd love to hate HR here, but theres so damn gorgeous its impossible. I hate to see them go but I love to watch em leave!!!





I've yet to hear of anyone in HR fucking anyone below management level. If in the unlikely chance you do however, it's home free from there
#13
Quote by Twisted Magnum



I've yet to hear of anyone in HR fucking anyone below management level. If in the unlikely chance you do however, it's home free from there


I'm actually above the management on my site, I answer to the VP of IT and no one else so I'm gold. Technically the QA part of my job is to check the managements ability to run a site.

I know I could pull it off, but thats like career suicide. She could access my file and have a field day. Innocent daydreams never hurt
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#16
Quote by gizmodious
Ever have one of those days where your unstoppable at work? On a monday no less?

I've got one going right now, I just blew the VP of operations...






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socks off



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#17
Quote by gizmodious
Ever have one of those days where you're unstoppable at work? On a monday no less?

I've got one going right now, I just blew the VP of operations socks off with a presentation, I closed out 10+ IT service request, and I got the ball rolling on a few projects left over from some dick-head who used to pertend to work here.

Anyways, feel free to share your untouchable 8 hrs. of chaos. FYI getting away with fapping at work is not an accomplishment... or is it?


Fixed that was bugging the sh*t outta me
#18
Quote by gizmodious
Ever have one of those days where your unstoppable at work? On a monday no less?

I've got one going right now, I just blew the VP of operations socks off with a presentation, I closed out 10+ IT service request, and I got the ball rolling on a few projects left over from some dick-head who used to pertend to work here.

Anyways, feel free to share your untouchable 8 hrs. of chaos. FYI getting away with fapping at work is not an accomplishment... or is it?


So you got promoted from burger flipper then?
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#19
Quote by gizmodious
Ever have one of those days where your unstoppable at work is beating you with its massive penis?



FIXED

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#20
Hey TS, maybe you should be careful browsing the pit at work. Just saying.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#21
Quote by thewho68
FIXED

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ahaha good one dickface. How did this thread become about **** anyways?

No promotion, I just kicked some ass. I already make +60k a year at 24 with no degree so I'm happy where I'm at. Besides, beats pimpin' your mom out for nickels.
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#22
Its tuesday today silly californian man


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