#2
I think my penis is closing in.
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#3
HOLY CRAP
i told them azns not to be editing wikipedia... looks like i gotta go kick some ass...
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#4
Documented cases have not typically indicated actual instances of penis shrinkage or retraction. Any actual injury or damage that occurs to individuals usually arises from overly zealous attempts at preventing retraction.


*pictures*

...

I wish this picture would go away.
#6
I almost let tea burst out my mouth i laughed so hard
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#7
Penis panics in southeast Asia have become known under the term "Koro" (which means "head of the turtle" in Malay)

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#8
Ya I get that every time the temp drops below zero. Mr. Turtle will come back in the spring.
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#11
"Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal."
#13
Shrinkage. More serious than any one could have ever guessed.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#14
I just realized Koro Syndrome would be a good band name. Maybe I'll use it, but if someone else wants to, go ahead.
#15
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I just realized Koro Syndrome would be a good band name. Maybe I'll use it, but if someone else wants to, go ahead.

Yeah i was thinking that earlier today