The Earth has four corners and four separate days according to this loon - TIMECUBE

#1
http://www.timecube.com/

Has he not heard of formatting his pages?

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You can't prove that people DON'T walk on water. turn water into wine etc.
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#4
Humans are evil bastards to
claim that a god is all-powerful
when it is impossible for a male
queer god to give birth to a baby
or breast-feed it


How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


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#5
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I'm not reading all that


I got about two paragraphs in and gave up. The man is a loon.
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You can't prove that people DON'T walk on water. turn water into wine etc.
#7
My eyes exploded while trying to read that.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#9


Just picking out random bits:

AboveGod

Your father was a fish. You evolved
from an egg laid in water, fertilized by
a sperm fish swimming upstream -
just as salmon swim up stream to
fertilize female egg laid in the water.
Maybe, you should worship a fish god.
#13
The white race is actually stupid to give welfare and integrate with the Black Race, who in time will slaughter them. The white race has done more to support the Black Race around the World than even the Black Race itself. In America, Blacks have welfare, in Africa they have AIDS.



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#14
"White people are not obligated
to nurture the black race - when actually dark
and light should exist on opposite corners of
Earth as depicted by midday and midnight.
The white race is actually stupid to give
welfare and integrate with the Black Race,
who in time will slaughter them. The white
race has done more to support the Black
Race around the World than even the
Black Race itself. In America, Blacks
have welfare, in Africa they have AIDS. "

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#16
There is no God in 2 x 4x4
femininity and masculinity
2 sex Cube hemispheres, as
life is a 2-Cube crap-game.
All words equal not 1 deed.
Try words to stop tornado.
Truth of Cube is ineffable.
Nature outlaws word gods.
Cubeless word is adult evil.


Zuh?
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You can't prove that people DON'T walk on water. turn water into wine etc.
#18
Harmonic Cube Wisdom, eh? I wonder if he can even understand sound waves being perfectly in sync and perfectly out of sync. After all he has harmonic cube wisdom.
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#19
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Massive Troll with a P.h. D...


He's actually an electrician. This guy couldn't get a doctorate from a correspondence clown college.


Speaking of time cube, the guy who wrote this, Gene Ray, was invited to speak at MIT a few years back as a joke. He got laughed out of the place.
#20
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#21
Humans are evil bastards to
claim that a god is all-powerful
when it is impossible for a male
queer god to give birth to a baby
or breast-feed it - a power that
only a Mother posseses. Humans
are Evil bastards to claim that a
god is all knowing - when the
queer bastard is too stupid to
comprehend that 4 simultaneous
corner 24 hour days and 4 Earth
rotations occur within a single
24 hour rotation of CubedEarth.
It is impossible for an academic deified Queer ONE god to give
birth to, or breast-feed a Baby.
Bible fraud will destroy fools,
and they will eat one another.
Adam and Eve never existed.
Without profit, there is no god.
Believers will actually eat dung
before they will ever measure
their queer Godism for Cubic
Creation Truth. Just the other
Day in the NEWS, they were
worshipping their god image
in Vomit. Is there no limit to
just how putrid their godism mentality will dwell in stupor.
Forced integration created a
new race of human - a light
black race bridge from the black-black to the white-white.
Doom descends upon Whites
as with all past civilizations.
Like a God- like a Queer.
You think trained dog Oneism.

I have SuperNatural Wisdom


#22
Warning to Obama, I believe that your
black/white equality posture will lead
your people to a racial war - destroying
both races and America.
guys, we're totally ****ed!
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#23
What the fuck is he talking about?

Sounds like someone just got really baked one night and decided to create a web page focusing on three words: "God," "ONEness," and "Queer"

"YOU worship cubeless word. "

made me laugh for a good 10 minutes.
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#24
Dude smoked one to many doobies.
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#25
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He's actually an electrician. This guy couldn't get a doctorate from a correspondence clown college.


Speaking of time cube, the guy who wrote this, Gene Ray, was invited to speak at MIT a few years back as a joke. He got laughed out of the place.

Honestly? This isn't a satire?
Because I thought it was a pretty funny joke up till now.
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