#1
This is truly a triumph for the human race. As of now, there will never be an Altell wireless ad again (American phone company) because they merged with Version. Who else feels their obnoxious ads forever banished from my Seinfeld and Spongebob reruns will benefit us all?
#2
God hath smiled down upon us!
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#3
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#4
damn that chad. but yes, it'll be nice to have no more of that. now if we can get rid of Billy Mays and Vance......
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#5
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damn that chad. but yes, it'll be nice to have no more of that. now if we can get rid of Billy Mays and Vance......

STFU and GTFO.
#6
What a twist to a series of commercials, Chad marries the Verizon guy because he's secretly just as gay as the rest of them.
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#7
Dammit man. They make me want to share.
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#8
Dr. King's dream has finally been realized!

<_<
>_>


Of course, I don't mean MLK. I'm talking about my dentist.

He really hated those ads.

So did I.
#9
u wouldnt dare get rid of billy mays...
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#10
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This is truly a triumph for the human race. As of now, there will never be an Altell wireless ad again (American phone company) because they merged with Version. Who else feels their obnoxious ads forever banished from my Seinfeld and Spongebob reruns will benefit us all?


It's also amazing how, when their ads came on TV, your remote ceased to work.
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#11
"Chad, why does everybody get Alltel?"

Meanwhile: Nobody gets Alltel.

I think in that commercial when the phone company dudes are being held hostage, they die.
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#12
I don't even know anybody that used Altell, I couldn't understand how they could keep funding commercials.
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#13
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damn that chad. but yes, it'll be nice to have no more of that. now if we can get rid of Billy Mays and Vance......


Shut your VVhore mouth. You can never get rid of Billy Mays.
#15
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"Chad, why does everybody get Alltel?"

Meanwhile: Nobody gets Alltel.

I think in that commercial when the phone company dudes are being held hostage, they die.

Apparently Verizon did.
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#16
I seen that Chad guy in other commercials on the internet. I forgot what they were for, but I don't care to remember. :O
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#17
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#18
i have alltel. it works damn good too.

However, those commercials were really fkn annoying.
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#19
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i have alltel. it works damn good too.

However, those commercials were really fkn annoying.

Not anymore you don't
grok it.

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#21
the commericals wouldn't have been that bad if they would stop putting that annoying "come and get your love" jingle at the end. just be lucky you don't live in AZ, there is this express flooring company that is constantly on, "express flooring is the BEST, call 800 express!"
#22
Oh man.

This is truly the best day of my life.

I don't care how sad that sounds.
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#24
I'll admit I actually liked the first few when they came out like 2 years ago, but man, they got really old really fast!
#25
Finally I won't have to spend two seconds fast-forwarding past Chad and his stupid-ass haircut when I TiVo Scrubs and the Colbert Report.
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